Earth Sign – The Virgin – August 23 – September 22
Nothing gets passed the stoner Virgo. The virgin of the stoner Zodiac is detail oriented, and always knows who’s holding the good green. No smoke circle is complete without this practical stoner. They may not know the most exotic smoke spots, but the stoner Virgo will always find a safe smoke spot.
The stoner Virgo is hyper-aware and often hyperactive. Calming strains like Granddaddy Purple and Jack Herer can help ease anxiety and bring more clarity to Virgo’s manic mind. The sacred herb in general helps the stoner Virgo ease the tension of living with a perfectionist’s aspirations.
The stoner Virgo is the perfect canna-buddy to help solve a problem or organize an idea. And this kind kush toker will always arrive on time to help a fellow cannabis companion.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope May
Stoner Virgo, the final Spring month may set up as a battle of ideas. Perhaps a conflict between natural traits and cosmic influence. Maybe even a debate between planning and action. The great news is that there is no better stoner star sign to have a contemplative debate with themselves more so than the stoner Virgo.
My sweet Virgin you will feel at home in May. Inward contemplation assisted by your cannabis copilot will come easy, and provide sparks of inspiration for action. However, use caution with high minded communications. These self reflected marijuana musings might not be ready for smoke circle consumption.
If simple conversations take a defensive or heated tone, step out to toke time to reflect. You are highly capable stoner Virgo, but an endless argument leads to a dead end of frustration every time.
Thus the debate of the month becomes like that stoney Clash classic, Should I Stay or Should I Go. Your natural trait, and universal influence, will favor a contemplative stoner Virgo with planning smoke sessions in solitude. But a brisk cosmic breeze of social energy will tempt the Virgin to the flame of smoke circle dynamics.
There will be times to share a joint, and a philosophical exploration. There will be times to forgo challenging topics with cannabis companions. And there will be times to jump into the smoke circle, but keep your secrets and plans to yourself.
It's all up to you stoner Virgo. Trust yourself. Trust the sacred herbal influence. And trust your connection to the universe.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope April
What stoner Virgo doesn't like a good puzzle or a complex game? The April time period will present challenges and obstacles synonymous with these methods and concepts.
Buckle up my valiant Virgin. Before the big match, or when the puzzle lay in pieces, the forthcoming challenge can seem daunting and intimidating. Trust and Courage will be required to complete the challenge.
The month begins without warning of the start time as the New Moon falls on March 31st. Toke time in the first few days of April to meditate with the sacred herb. Just you, your favorite piece, and some cosmic cannabis.
Focus your medicated meditation on Trust and Courage.
Trust yourself stoner Virgo. You have all the tools required to solve any dilemma that comes your way this month. Cannabis helps us see ourselves. Take a mindful note with your third eye gazed within. You have great strengths and wonderful attributes. Acknowledge them. Empower them.
The universal puzzle or the cosmic game presented this month are yours, and yours alone. Steady your nerves throughout the month with high CBD rich cannabis strains. You have entered a fluid period where options and obstacles must be addressed with confidence and Courage.
One aspect of April that will be less murky and opaque is the sphere of love. The planets have aligned in your favor my vivacious Virgin. Perhaps this cosmic warm breeze will be enhanced by the early smoke session focused on confidence?
No matter the sphere of influence or the cosmic conundrum presented, toke time with your cannabis copilot to instill Trust in yourself, and Courage to smoke the competition.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope March
Stoner Virgo, did you miss Valentine's Day in February? Perhaps the calendars are off. The New Moon on March second is possibly your second chance at Valentine's love.
For partnered Virgos this means a chance at rekindling that old spark that lit the flame of the relationship. Toke the opportunity to burn a bowl with your love. Light the cannabis connection that assisted companionship.
For single Virgos this New Moon marks a moment for new possibilities. You are entering a phase of opportunity for cannabis companionship. Inhale the positive machinations of the sacred herb, and blow out the spark of manifestation.
Perhaps the February time period was more stagnant than you would prefer my lovely Virgin. March will be the month of self motivation, and you are certainly capable of this task.
There are times to burn philosophical sacred bowls, and contemplate free-will versus destiny. And there are times spark-up the divine inspiration contained within the magic of the sacred herb. Get up and get moving stoner Virgo! It's all up to you right now.
Enjoy the month. It gets off to a memorable emotional tone. But then the bounty of benefits throughout the month all fall within your sphere of understanding and motivation.
Associate action with smoke sessions. Focus on health and body more so than heady contemplations of life, the universe, and everything. As all things fall into place by month's end. Perhaps you will truly be able to question if your conscious actions got you there, or if it were destiny all along.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope February
Stoner Virgo, in January you might have broken down with a tear or two; all within the same motion of flipping into a joker meme. What a wild ride January was. What a blessing it is to feel all those emotions. What a time to be alive.
Maybe you look back at January as grabbing a hold of a lightning bolt, and channeling the power. Maybe you see it like peeing on an electric fence, and feeling the power! No matter what you think about the first month of 2022; that bowl is cached.
Slow you roll early in the month. Toke time for a solo smoke session with the sacred herb. A nice balanced hybrid should do nicely. Don't go too deep with this meditative smoke session stoner Virgo. Keep it light.
Focus on navigation my stoner Virgin. Catch your bearings. Coming out of a period like the one you just passed through is destabilizing. You will need to be kind to yourself, and allow your internal systems to balance.
This initial light medicated meditation is so important to set the tone for February. You have so much skill, discipline, and tenacity stoner Virgo. You will only need a little nudge from a nug to get you back into the groove.
Finally, take close care of loved ones in your immediate family. In this day-and-age doctors appointments can bring anxiety, but neglecting health concerns only passes the bowl. In the smoke circle of life, the bowl always comes back to you.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope January
Stoner Virgo, here … we …. GO! The adventure of 2021 is now a memory. We march forward into 2022 with everything we contain within. A new year to manifest our vision and being on our great terrestrial plane.
Our sacred herb is a large part of how we see the landscape in front of us. Our cannabis copilot opens the doors to reality. It enhances our third eye to see possibilities.
Know thyself stoner Virgo. Often, vision isn't your deficit. You can create wonderful visions of manifestation, and march like a soldier to your canna-inspired destiny.
But do you pack more than you can smoke? Be honest stoner Virgo. Has a dream of destiny created a mountain of tasks in the past? Do you sometimes grind up more than you can burn down?
Drive, ambition, and creativity all must be tempered by perspective, humility, and honesty.
Use your cannabis copilot this month to slow down time. Through regular and moderate meditations with the sacred herb, take a second look at your ambitious plans from a higher perspective.
This medicated meditative task throughout the month will help you find balance my stoner Virgin. The goal in life is not to pack the biggest bowl, it's to enjoy the herb. Don't load what you can't or shouldn’t smoke. The process will be more fulfilling, and you might find more enjoyment in a higher quality manifestation. Chill stoner Virgo. You got this.
Virgo Stoner Horoscope December
Stoner Virgo your natural state of being is on-point and on-mission. Of all the stoner star signs, possibly you know best that manifestation only occurs with action. December will be a comfortable period as universal influence coincides with your stoner directives.
Those words may seem sweet like the sticky icky, but a lot can pass by with a cosmic wind at your back.
Stoner Virgo your ability to focus on task mastery is truly stupendous. This month your stoner trait will turn into a super power. However, this very blessing will be the cause of concern in the first Winter month.
I do not have a cannabis strain recommendation this month. Any species of the sacred herb will do the job. It’s the bowl burning action that is required. Use your cannabis copilot as a self induced speed bump on your terrestrial path. Toke time throughout the month to slow time down, and make sure you don’t miss important scenery racing by.
My passionate Virgin, as you transit through space time this month, many passionate adventures will come to light. Perhaps new studious endeavors will break free from complex conundrums. New understandings will snowball into even more energy and effort.
Once again, use the sacred herb to slow down time, and check yourself stoner Virgo. You are not the master of the universe. But you can certainly be the master of your own sphere.
Many have come before. Many will come after. Many surround you now. Use your cannabis copilot to find your chill, and maintain perspective. The broader smoke circle, and your cannabis companions will appreciate your restraint.
What a way to finish the year stoner Virgo. Have fun being you, but don’t be you too much for the sake of your fellow tokin’ terrestrial astronauts.