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This week, Chris texted the group while drunk on a Wednesday at 12:30am and said "guys we NEED to do the 2011 movie Hold Your Peace. The movie is super boring, it's about a guy who's trying to break up his ex's wedding. But the bachelor party scene is incredible!" (There were a lot more spelling errors in the text, but we sheltered you from that) Was Chris right? Was the bachelor party incredible, or merely deeply upsetting? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:


The rules of King's Cup
MLM sex toy parties
Straight Simpson's incest porn pop-ups on gay websites
Twink shaming
What's the sluttiest kind of clothing and why is it a tuxedo?


We Read Movies

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Sorry it's late! Chris decided to eat at a disreputable but delicious teriyaki place and then be bedridden for 3 days with the worst case of food poisoning he's ever had, but this week, we watched the 2017 movie Kept Boy. When an aging sugar baby feels his boyfriend falling for the pool boy, he tries to win him back through trickery. But is it really him who's being tricked? Or the audience, by the most ridiculous twist ending we've ever seen?

Also, will this experience teach Chris anything about being more selective about where he eats? Probably not

Topics discussed:


Chris describes more of the gay porno "Boy Band"
That time when Elon Musk injecting twink blood
Tom Bombadil but gay
Scheme, heists, capers and hijinx
The sexual preferences of owls


We Read Movies

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This week, the very funny and excellent Duncan Robertson (author of Visegrad: A Novel) joined us to talk about the 2017 film B&B. When husbands Marc and Fred return to the B&B they were kicked out of one year ago for being gay, they find themselves embroiled in a murder plot so weird that even after talking about it for several hours, we're still a little hazy on the details. Will they survive the night? Is that hot Russian gangster there to kill them or bang them? What kind of a B&B doesn't have wifi and why would anyone stay there? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:


The national sport of dogging
Dad dick
Label makers
How many drinks would it take to turn a guy gay?
The Chuck Tingle Tabletop Roleplaying Game

Links mentioned in this episode:


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/visegrad-duncan-robertson/1139320295


We Read Movies

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This week, we watched the 2020 movie Death Drop Gorgeous. Not to confused with that other movie with a similar name, this one is about a slasher stalking the streets of gay Providence, RI. Can the case be solved by a down on his luck bartender, or an aging drag queen, or a pair of detectives one of whom looks like he's a literal baby? Or is one of the aforementioned people secretly the killer? Let's find out!

Topics discussed:


That episode of Star Trek where they all get horny for each other
Shaving pubic hair
Glory holes and what might be behind them
Chris Describes a Porno
Way too much Drag Race talk even for us


We Read Movies

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This week, we watched Red Ribbon Blues, a 1996 HIV medication heist film starring Paul Mercurio, Lipsinka, Debi Mazar, and RuPaul, but don't get too excited by the cast because it's not very good. It does, however, introduce us to a certain cop named Detective Bones.

Topics discussed:


Air Bud as a cop
Batman villains are weird
What could these red ribbons mean
We're making an art wish list
The unfortunate history of the appetite suppressing chocolate called Ayds

Links mentioned in this episode:


https://www.thirdplacebooks.com/event/duncan-robertson-visegrad-capitol-hill-cider
https://www.amazon.com/Visegrad-Novel-Duncan-Robertson/dp/1734537930


We Read Movies

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This week, we watched the classic gay art house film Querelle. Ostensibly about murder, sailors and sex, it goes off the rails as soon as a lusty ship's lieutenant stsrts recording his inner most thoughts, and we have an absolute blast with it

Topics discussed:


How to m********e without getting jizz on your pajamas
Thoughts of the sea naturally leading to thoughts of murder
Dating your twin

It's not gay if you enjoy it
We Read Movies



This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm