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Helen, you were 4 minutes late last weekend! 4 M I N U T E S! That’s 4 minutes less that I got to see our kids. I am beside myself! You will be hearing from my lawyer later today.

Helen, I appreciate that you are going through a lot right now, but I just wanted to email you to let you know that I’m a little concerned about the prospect of me covering my legal fees this month. As such, do you mind if I get back to your latest revisions next month? I get paid on Friday, so it shouldn’t take too long, but I’m in a bit of a bind right now, and I’d really appreciate it if you could give me some more time. Hope you and the kids are well.

Helen, please call me. This is getting ridiculous. I refuse to communicate with you via your lawyer. If not for me, do it for the kids. Be reasonable, for Christ's sake!

The boys talk about monocles and other stuff I think, I don’t know, I’m drunk. Helen, please pick up the phone, I want to see the kids. I can do better, Helen.

We sit down with Matt to talk about his debut album, covid, dealing with pooping your pants, and more!

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