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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

Welcome To Patchwork Christian, Dion and Josh

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**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.

    Mini Patch: How Early Should You Buy Comedy Festival Tickets?

    Mini Patch: How Early Should You Buy Comedy Festival Tickets?

    We're performing two live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm! Tickets are $25 or $20 when you buy 4 or more. We've already sold most of our tickets so make sure you buy NOW before they sell out!https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork. 

    Josh is also performing an encore performance of the award-winning Game Boys Cinematic Universe on March 28 and April 4. Book tickets to both shows to get discounted $20 tickets! All you need to do is add tickets from both shows to your cart and the discount will automatically be applied.

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    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)

    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 2)

    It's the final Patch of Season 4 and we can't wait to get away from your clingy little ears! Christian confronts Dion about a recent phone call; we dissect if a text message is enough to dismiss the burden of communication; driving in convoys; how should you walk past someone who is seated at an event and another story from Nonno's Vege Patch.

    With very special guests Oh Wow, Copy Cat and House Music In The House of Commons.

    Welcome to Patchwork is doing 2 live recordings at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

    If you'd also like to support the Victorian Country Fire Authority (CFA) head to wtp.lol/donate.      

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    • 48 min
    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

    Patch #60 - Season 4 Retrospective (Part 1)

    Looking back through the eyes of Season 4, Christian, Dion and Josh discuss sitting at communal tables; having someone comment on your haircut; Johnny from Cardiff; Patchword Of The Day and a Rooibos Challenge.

    Want more Patchwork? For as little as $2 a month, you can listen to extra recordings, behind-the-scenes videos, plus heaps more. Visit www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork to find out how. Join the Patchwork community on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter or the WTP website.

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    Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

    Patch #59 - Can You Ask Staff At A Venue To Charge Your Phone? ft. Sammy J

    Welcome to Patchwork is permforming 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

    Our very special guest this episode is the multi-talented Australian comedian and composer, Sammy J. Do venues need to cater for customers who need their phones charged? Do you prefer to read a number or have it read to you? Do you have a distinct strategy for buffets? 

    With Scrolling Through Time, Forgive Me Father and Really Good. 

    Sammy J is currently touring his show "Symphony in J Minor" across Australia and can also be heard hosting ABC Radio Melbourne's Breakfast Program. Go Sammy Go! 

    If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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    Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

    Patch #58 - A Very Patchwork Christmas 2019

    Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

    Christian reflects on his Christmas Party Escape Room; Josh wonders whether a bill should be split evenly in all circumstances; and Dion seeks tree decoration advice. 

    Featuring Ho Ho of the Week, a Christmas Radio Announcement and Timmy Visits Santa 2019. 

    If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

    Have a safe and happy holiday season! From Christian, Dion and Josh.

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    Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

    Patch #57 - Should You Offer Your Bed To An Overseas Guest?

    Welcome to Patchwork is performing 2 live shows at the 2020 Melbourne International Comedy Festival (Sat April 4 & 18 at 2pm). Buy your tickets NOW! https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork

    How much hospitality should you show an overseas guest? Under what circumstances can you ask to stay in someone's house whilst travelling? How many hands should you eat a burger with? 

    Featuring Really Good, Plate or Bowl and Copy Cat.

    If you're enjoying our content and would like to support the podcast, you can! For as little as US$2 a month you can sign up to be a Welcome to Patchwork Patron and receive bonus content every fortnight. Head to www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork

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Really really good!

Very original, thoughtful and funny

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Laughing all the way home

Three funny dudes who know how to make me laugh. A great stress reliever on the way home from a crap day.

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