26 episodes

Is the realization you are officially “middle aged” totally screwing with your head? Does the fact that all the favorite bands of your youth are now doing “reunion tours” give you a paradoxical feeling of joyful melancholy? Does realizing you can’t lecture your kid about their tattoos and/or piercings without them bringing up yours give you a headache? Wondering how in the hell you are still out marching about the same b******t you were back in your Riot Grrrl days? Well you are not alone!

Life is hard, yo! Just when you think you have it figured out fate throws a handful of nails under your worn tires and there you are, spinning out of control and desperately trying to gain traction. Big or small, it is easy to feel alone in your struggles and it doesn’t have to be that way. If you are anything like the rest of us tired assholes trying to accept that “middle age” is something actually happening to us, you thought you would have this shit figured out by now too. It is time to tighten up the laces on those old Docs and touch up our goddamned roots; because we are going to get through this crazy shit together.

Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis' Podcast Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis

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    • 4.8 • 5 Ratings

Is the realization you are officially “middle aged” totally screwing with your head? Does the fact that all the favorite bands of your youth are now doing “reunion tours” give you a paradoxical feeling of joyful melancholy? Does realizing you can’t lecture your kid about their tattoos and/or piercings without them bringing up yours give you a headache? Wondering how in the hell you are still out marching about the same b******t you were back in your Riot Grrrl days? Well you are not alone!

Life is hard, yo! Just when you think you have it figured out fate throws a handful of nails under your worn tires and there you are, spinning out of control and desperately trying to gain traction. Big or small, it is easy to feel alone in your struggles and it doesn’t have to be that way. If you are anything like the rest of us tired assholes trying to accept that “middle age” is something actually happening to us, you thought you would have this shit figured out by now too. It is time to tighten up the laces on those old Docs and touch up our goddamned roots; because we are going to get through this crazy shit together.

    Episode 26: A God Damned Pandemiversary!

    Episode 26: A God Damned Pandemiversary!

    Shit, Y’all! It’s been a minute! We realize it’s been months since our last episode, but we’ve all been living through this crazy pandemic and… well… energies around here have been low. But we also just marked a year of this craziness and we decided we should acknowledge that (and maybe get back on a regular recording schedule). Join us as we discuss everything we’ve learned in the past year (the good, bad, and ugly).
    (Sorry about the audio quality! Loni got a new mic and we’re still not accustomed to this whole recording on zoom business).


    Find us at www.welcometoyourmidlifecrisis.podomatic.net, and tell your friends!

    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch.


    The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.


    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 1 hr 12 min
    Episode 25: I Don’t Want Your Tiny Cake

    Episode 25: I Don’t Want Your Tiny Cake

    Whew! What a f*****g year this has been, eh? Yes, we kindof curled up in a ball and hid from the world for the last half of 2020, but we are still here! This is just a bit of an update on us/year end episode. It’s a hot mess… but what the f**k isn’t these days? We talk a bit about what’s been going on in our worlds, and find some positive things that happened to us this year. Happy Holidays to you all, and may the New Year find us all in a better place (we’re already planning episodes for 2021 and have a couple guests lined up already).
    Oh! And Loni’s Covid test came back negative!

    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch. The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.

    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 1 hr
    Episode 24: Kraft Mac & Cheese Migraine

    Episode 24: Kraft Mac & Cheese Migraine

    Katie and Loni are back with an episode they recorded the last week in May. They held off on posting this episode for a couple weeks because it just felt gross to put something light hearted up in the wake of George Floyd’s murder and the subsequent demonstrations. The bulk of this episode discusses some big changes coming to the podcast format (all good), so listen and see what you have to look forward to!

    Find us at www.welcometoyourmidlifecrisis.podomatic.net, and tell your friends!
    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch.

    The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.

    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 57 min
    Episode 23: What Day Is This Even?

    Episode 23: What Day Is This Even?

    Katie and Loni are back with a new-ish episode. I mean, it’s new to you, but they recorded it over a month ago. I just edited it and I have no idea what was even said now. Are you listening to the slow unraveling of their minds, or two women just doing their best to make it through this shit with a sense of humor? You be the judge.

    Find us at www.welcometoyourmidlifecrisis.podomatic.net, and tell your friends!
    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch.

    The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.

    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 1 hr 25 min
    Episode 22: Social Distancing Lunacy

    Episode 22: Social Distancing Lunacy

    The Gals got their socially distant shit together enough to record a new episode. Join in as they discuss current events and how they are coping or not coping with all this. Obviously they weren't able to record in the studio (and won't be for the foreseeable future), so the sound isn't great. But hey... we are all in this shit together, right?

    Find us at www.welcometoyourmidlifecrisis.podomatic.net, and tell your friends!
    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch.

    The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.

    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 1 hr 5 min
    Episode 21: I love You But F@ck Off

    Episode 21: I love You But F@ck Off

    Happy New Year everyone! Katie and Loni are talking about the things that cause our middle-aged insomnia. They also toss around a few ideas about what we can do to help it (just a few though).

    Find us at www.welcometoyourmidlifecrisis.podomatic.net, and tell your friends!
    If you would like to support the show you will find links to our Patreon and Paypal on our website. You can also link to our RebBubble store where you will find both Welcome To Your Midlife Crisis gear and Two Artsy Gals merch.

    The Two Artsy Gals archives have been completely moved to YouTube now (finally) and all links have been updated on www.twoartsygals.com so the videos for each episode are embedded in the corresponding post. Search for and watch all your favorite episodes and maybe discover a few you missed.

    Our eternal gratitude goes out to our friend Will Vaughn who not only took Katie’s lyrics and worked his musical magic turning them into a real theme song, but put up with multiple recording attempts to get it just right.

    • 1 hr 12 min

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