What The Suck?! Podcast Chris and James

Did we already make the "this movie sucks" joke? oh well, its made again.
Take a trip with us to the dusty crypt of vampires which is set up in a strip club and lures suspecting victims in with the promise of alcohol and sex. No, its not From Dusk Til Dawn, its Cryptz.
Cryptz (2002)
When aspiring rappers Tymez, Fuzzy Down, and Likrish cross paths with stripper Stesha, they follow her to a mysterious strip club where the sexy ladies are really vampires in disguise. Things go from bad to worse when the vampires' leader Kulada finds out that Tymez holds the key to the bloodsuckers' world domination in this urban horror film.
Music
Downtown by Vodovoz Music Productions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7o7yfx-1pk
Watch it here
https://tubitv.com/movies/465851/cryptz?start=true&utm_source=google-feed&tracking=google-feed
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.44aa70d3-0174-5205-30fc-bbb414ed2459?autoplay=1&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb

From giant ants to giant molten spiders!! This movie serves not only as a universe builder for the Sharknado cinematic universe but also as a semi Police Academy reunion.
Lavalantula
Lavalantula is an American 2015 science fiction comedy horror thriller television film that takes place after a series of volcanic eruptions in Los Angeles unleashes a swarm of gigantic, lava-breathing tarantulas from which the film draws its title.
Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWndN0Eyk-I

Nope, just nope
The Z
Mars Heflin and his Protection Incorporated security team are the only force standing in the way of the ancient, ravenous species known as The Z as they seek to destroy the city.
Watch it here
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09BBN612J/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

Dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant! dead ant!
This movie rocks!! watch it!
Dead Ant
Members of a metal band get a chance at a comeback when they are invited to perform at Coachella. When they become stranded in the desert, they have to fight for their lives against giant ants.
Watch it here
https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B09NSB7652/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r

We are back from a break and back with another crappy movie.
2004's The Risen
U.S. spaceship that disappeared on its descent back to Earth 44 years ago finally lands and what it’s carrying is going to be hell on Earth.
Directed by
Brandon Bethmann
Eric Szmyr

Watch it here
https://tubitv.com/movies/644402/the-risen

Crikey!! That's not a knife!!  
**We want to apologize in advance for our terrible terrible attempts at an Australian accent**
This week we go back to the woods but without the fun black tar Gorn from before. 
Lurking Woods (2021)
Six friends get together for a long-overdue holiday at a cabin. The girls have organized a fun "seek and search" game, determining which guy they end up with. Little do they all know, a mysterious, masked killer has plans of his own to pick them off one by one.
Watch it here:
https://www.amazon.com/Lurking-Woods-Troy-Coward/dp/B08T6MLM9M
Music by Jimmy Free
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