Who's That Pokémon‪?‬ Brandon & Brielle

WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary.

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Dear Diary,

Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life.

I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets.

XOXO,
Sunflora

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In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood!

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Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes.

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DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together.

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In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling.

All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming!
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