Wine You Wish Upon A Star Joe and Brenna Payo

This is the tale of a very special individual, someone from a small provincial town of simpletons who stands out for their incredible drive, ambition, and literacy. Someone who finds love in the most unexpected of outcasts and will brave any obstacle to secure their love. We’re talking, of course… about Gaston. Be our guest as we proudly present Beauty and the Beast (1991). Try all the gray stuff such as:

- A Boomspoon. Spoom.
- Seriously, read between the lines, Gaston is a secret nerd and genius.
- He’s also at extreme risk of heart disease due to his preposterous egg diet.
- If your dishware gives you tasting recommendations, don’t eat that. Gross.
- THE CHILD THAT DOOMED HIS STAFF TO ETERNAL TORMENT.
- Belle’s uncharacteristic shows of massive upper arm strength.
- Go watch Disney Movies and shows in other language tracks. Try it out!

Featured Wine:
Kiamie Rosé and Kiamie Unlocked

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I’m gonna level with you on this one…
For the first time we attempted to record back-to-back episodes and with the combination of staying up way too late and imbibing two movies’ worth of spirits, this one got a little goofy. Honestly, it’s going to sound super edited because, well, half of it was unusable. But through the magic of post production, we are now presenting an undeservingly scathing review of a mostly forgettable movie. Think of it as free association podcast jazz, I guess. Anyway, here’s The Rescuers Down Under (1990).

- Bernard and Bianca (not Rachel, not Bernice, not Valerie) are back at it again, supervising children as they rescue themselves.
- Crime MacGruff the Poacher steals the boy.
- Cody! No more adventures until you call your mom!
- Joanna eats up movie time by eating eggs.
- Nun mice have strapped down Wilbur for some very plot-heavy butt jokes.
- Something something multiplane something something.
- Yes, we can’t wait for Beauty and the Beast either.

Featured Wine: Adelaida Pinot Noir

You know, life can sometimes resemble a torrential waterspout. And with fast automobiles, single file photons, and aviation machines, it can create an effect known colloquially as “Duck-blur”. Solve a mystery (or rewrite history) with us as we endure Duck Tales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp (1990). Let’s unearth Collie Baba’s tomb to find:

- Our favorite outdoor recreation - tracking and hunting railroad trains.
- The epic family tree of Disney Ducks.
- Holy moley, this movie moves along fast.
- Oh Dijon… more treasures in your baggy parachute pants?
- Don’t worry, marbles and scout handbooks solve everything.
- A family friendly story featuring a villain responsible for obliterating entire civilizations.
- And we have discovered the absolute strongest character in the entire pantheon of Disney heroes...

Featured Wine: Decoy Pinot Noir from Duckhorn

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Look at this Podcast. Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think we’ve had too much to drink? Ladies and gentlemen both above and below the water’s surface, we have finally ventured into the Disney Animation Renaissance with the induction of this classic tale of true love and teen angst… The Little Mermaid (1989)

Dive in with us and hear our disembodied voices as we explore:
- Being rescued by True Love’s… Swipsing? Kissming?
- Fi$h Ke$ha returns!
- The new shark-centric podcast: Gill You Scream Across the Screen
- Ariel’s collection of human parts for the black market
- Crazy mermaid upper body strength
- Flounder is a secret troublemaker and a Jenga master
- Brenna has an unhealthy attachment to Jodi Benson
- Scuttle, the true master of sea and sky, commands all creatures

Featured Wine: Hampton Water Rosé and White Girl Rosé

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Start spreading the news… we’re in that city that never sleeps to give Charles Dickens that modern 80s animal twist (pun intended) for 1988’s Oliver and Company.

Drape on your finest sausage scarf and join our discussion of:
- The day-ruining prospect of a horde of helium dogs slowly falling from the sky
- Crime pyramid schemes that rely solely on animal labor
- Endangered children whose names end in “-enny”
- Georgette sparks the return of the Blue/Gold dress debate
- Brenna’s home security precautions if pizza is not ordered
- The violent villain death at the hands of Thomas the Tank Engine

Featured Wine: Islands Mai Tais

The game is afoot! An inexplicably human-shaped foot on a 3-inch rodent. How do we know? Elementary, my dear Watso… I mean Dawson. For our next venture we're hot on the trail alongside… The Great Mouse Detective.

Join along as we wield the power of deduction to discover:
- Mouse Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Holes
- The unforgivable act of sugar bowl double dipping
- The Bye Felicia Bell
- The villain’s massive corollary is gulped away
- Questionable octopus anatomy
- And our exclusive one-time game show: Guess The Renamed Classic

Featured Wine: San Antonio Chianti