19 episodes

Seasoned journalists Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson are serving up an old fashioned plate of Woke Up! It’s all the news, all the entertainment, all the politics, and all served to you with a fresh slice of their delicious in-your-face humour. Mmm, I’m getting hungry!

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Woke Up! Podcast with Mad Dug & Anthony Anderson All Hitz AM

    • Comedy

Seasoned journalists Mad Dug and Anthony Anderson are serving up an old fashioned plate of Woke Up! It’s all the news, all the entertainment, all the politics, and all served to you with a fresh slice of their delicious in-your-face humour. Mmm, I’m getting hungry!

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    Ernest Goes to Summer ReEducation Camp

    Ernest Goes to Summer ReEducation Camp

    The endless summer is ending on a high note as rejected Porky’s counsellors Mad Dug and Anthony get schooled at re-education camp Woke-A-CurrentThing-A-Wiki on Lake Ocasio-Cortez. Join these two bumbling, but lovable DJs as they portage their way through the nature of evil with a gang of rascal campers including Handsome Justin, Klaus the Robot, and Sleepy Joey B. Special guest appearances by Sex-based rights activist Amy Hamm and Freedom protest artist Kyle Fleming. 

    It’s a no holds-barred water fight, food fight, and game of manhunt, as the boys of summer prepare to jump the shark. Plus Ernest P. Worrell, Meathead the Alien, and, of course, everybody's favourite Instagram star Johnny Jock. Featuring music by John Stetch. Get ready for an ESG approved wet and wild ride down the flagpole on Woke Up!
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    • 30 min
    Transplaining the TERF About Women

    Transplaining the TERF About Women

    Mad Dug and Anthony are ready to call to order, your honor, and make the woke mob walk the plank in the post-pandemic podcast of the century. (Sorry #JusticeforJohnny.) Join the captains of the seven seas of the airwaves as they speak with Amy Hamm of the Canadian Women's Sex-Based Rights organization (caWsbar) about everything from TERFs to J.K. Rowling to answering the age old question of whether a man can get pregnant. (Happy early #FathersDay, Producer Gelman!)

    Plus Dr. Johnny Jock examines NFTs, Dr. Jordan B. Peterson performs on open-mic night, and Dr. Who gender reverses the time machine back on THEY/THEMS scriptwriters. (Is there a #TwitterDoctor in the house?)

    You don’t need one-million alpacas to join the right side of history, but a theme song featuring George Orwell and no sense of taste would help. It’s time to tune in and drop out of the Monkeypox narrative with the All HitZ AM Zoo Crew, as they out the #PrideParade as naked corporate virtue signalling. The revolution will not be televised or hashtagged, but it will be podcasted on Woke Up!

    Woke Up! Is Now a 99.997% Justin Trudeau Free Zone!

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    • 32 min
    Election Recipe Special: Doug Ford's Word Salad

    Election Recipe Special: Doug Ford's Word Salad

    Doug Ford explains in his own words how he “got it done” in Onterrible during the COVID-19 Pandemic. This beefy boy loves to spit out a good ol’ word salad. Mmmm. I’m getting hungry!!!

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    Russian to Close Down COVID Theatre

    Russian to Close Down COVID Theatre

    Mad Dug and Anthony are ready to stand, slap and jab their way to laughs in their latest, and greatest (Hello, Will Smith as Ali) episode ever. Join the wildest and wackiest DJs in Podcast land as they speak with Etch A Sketch genius Kyle Fleming, break down the latest COVID-19 breakdowns (Goodbye, Dr. Moore), and release the trailer for their upcoming Summer Blockbuster: The Incurable, but Surprisingly Mild Virus (I’d like to thank the Academy). 

    Plus: How dumb is Mad Dug’s smart phone, will Anthony be able to U-Crane his mail order bride out of Moscow, and Johnny Jock reads quotes from Winston Churchill (Is there anything that British Bulldog didn’t say?)

    It’s a race against time as the world is rushing to close down COVID theatre. Get ready to rumble in the alopecia jungle on what Chris Rock once called “the best podcast since SNL was actually funny.” Only on Woke Up!

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    • 37 min
    The Incurable But Surprisingly Mild Virus

    The Incurable But Surprisingly Mild Virus

    Les and Paul were just a couple of high school losers who never even made it with a lady, until one day they discovered a cure for the virus. Midnight Media Productions and GetWokeUp.com are proud to present The Incurable But Surprisingly Mild Virus. A film that TimeOut Dubai calls a Jab, Jab, Jab of your heartstrings. Coming to a socially distanced theatre near you. Follow the science!!!

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    • 2 min
    This Justin: Your CRT Is Broken News

    This Justin: Your CRT Is Broken News

    Mad Dug and Anthony have removed their freedom muzzles and pity the fool who's worried about the next so-called BA variant. Get ready for a super spreader of laughs and gags (sorry, not sorry Zelensky) on Critical Race Theory, COVID-19, and the mainstream media in this specially designed for your ears only episode of Woke Up! Bought and paid for critics - who we bought and paid say: “It's like TV, but in your mind.” 

    Don’t miss a special tribute to CBC's Rosie Barton, as she spends the taxpayer’s dime attempting to get into Dictator Trudeau's pants. Good luck, sister! 

    So turn on the Olympics, tune into CRT, and drop out of the MSN narrative with the All Hitz AM Zoo Crew, featuring Terrance Dicks, as our channel surfing reluctant BBC announcer. PLUS: Brand New Truth Music from 5 Times August!

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    • 15 min