22 episodes

There's only one show for stellar Amazon reviews that features the trio of Miranda, Asya, and Sherridan. Subscribe and get a weekly dose of hilarity as they sift through the online retailer searching for obscure or outrageous products, and the fine work of other reviewers embracing their availability.

Written In The Stars Scruffy Audio Network

    • Comedy
    • 5.0, 12 Ratings

There's only one show for stellar Amazon reviews that features the trio of Miranda, Asya, and Sherridan. Subscribe and get a weekly dose of hilarity as they sift through the online retailer searching for obscure or outrageous products, and the fine work of other reviewers embracing their availability.

    Male Romper

    Male Romper

    The male romper. We wanted to hate it but we are loving the onsie and the reviews!

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    • 29 min
    Barkbox Pigs In A Blanket

    Barkbox Pigs In A Blanket

    We have a treat for you this week. No, it's not a ride in the car. It's the infamous @barkbox pigs in a blanket chew toy! Dogs love it, humans can't make sense of it or the feelings it invokes. Follow us on this journey as we fall in deep love with Barkbox social media as they bark back at some interesting reviews. Enjoy us enjoying the pigbutt.

    • 20 min
    Prison Ramen

    Prison Ramen

    We're all guilty of a late night ramen feast. This week we venture into the culinary world of ramen as a chic dish every inmate can enjoy. The Texas prison system may not be able to handle this book but we sure can.

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    • 25 min
    Screaming Goats

    Screaming Goats

    Everyone loves a good, cathartic scream. Including goats! This week on Written In The Stars, the girls are reading reviews for The Screaming Goat, book and figure. At work and over the grind? Just boop your screaming goat figure. Got a significant other who’s on your last ever lovin’ nerve? Screaming goat! You don’t have to say a word. Screaming goat will scream it for you. He may or may not be the greatest of all time, but one thing's for sure- the girls are gonna tell you about it.

    • 23 min
    Flavored Condoms

    Flavored Condoms

    In this weeks episode, the girls read reviews for flavored condoms. Use them every time you have intercourse to “make his junk smell like pie,” and keep your eggo from being preggo. If you want to have some good, safe fun, and prevent Rainn Wilson from saying things like, “this is one doodle that can’t be undid, home skillet,” then these are the condoms for you! Listen in for excessive dick jokes and commentary, and significantly fewer Juno references.

    • 28 min
    Finger Squirrels

    Finger Squirrels

    Time to get squirrelly as we learn about Finger Squirrels this week. Afraid of squirrels? Immerse yourself in their rodent world one small digit motion at a time. Love squirrels?! It's the pet your parents never let you have! Want to scare your arch nemesis? Go nuts! We dive head first onto the slippery slope that is the finger squirrel. You'll be wondering what you can turn your fingers into next. Tshirts, print, and promotions: blacksheepprinting.com Don't forget to keep hydrated: drinkwaterloo.com

    • 26 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
12 Ratings

12 Ratings

dreydollar ,

My wife’s favorite podcast

The fine folks here at this podcast have given my wife many hours of laughs and entertainment, and even kept her mostly sane through her final exams. She even convinced me to give them a listen and I’ll never look back! They’ve easily made it to the top of my podcast list.

kicdollar ,

Maybe my balls aren’t glowing but my heart is

Hilarious and unique! I don’t know who thought of this concept but it’s so entertaining. I laughed, I chortled, and I guffawed. All you ladies are amazing and I can’t wait to hear more!

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