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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura YMH Studios

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 19.1K Ratings

Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

    602 - Justin Martindale - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    602 - Justin Martindale - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    JEANS UP!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this week's episode of YMH by discussing Orson Welles' famous Paul Masson champagne commercial, Zac Efron in 17 Again, taking pictures with fans, and Bert Kreischer's birthday present for Tom. Christina also shows off the birthday cake she had specially made for him. They watch videos of a guy showing off his dad bob, a remix of the Indian bee attack from a couple weeks ago, and a clip of Tom's early stand-up. They read listener emails from a girl who went on a date with Tony Johns, and another who cleaned up bodily fluids at Disneyland.
    Justin Martindale is a comedian and the host of the "Glitter and Garbage" podcast. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss TikTok, life as a gay man, the doctor who insists having sex with men doesn't make you gay, and hooking up with straight guys. Tom and Tina help Justin create a Grindr profile, and show him videos of YMH All-Star RPC, "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and Christina's TikTok curations for this week.

    601 - Yannis Pappas - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    601 - Yannis Pappas - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    Today on Your Mom's House, comedian Yannis Pappas joins the crew to talk about New York, West coast versus East coast comedians, and being single in Miami. Next, Yannis explains how comics are incredibly similar to serial cool guys and they try to determine whether or not they would rather hook up with a trans-girl or trans-boy. Then, they talk about the love/hate relationship of New York, tough comedy clubs, and disruptive audiences. Lastly, Tom and Christina show Yannis their current favorite TikTok's including a 57 year old nice guy selling panties the difference between an escort and a wife, and more!

    • 2 hr 6 min
    600 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    600 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    On today's Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina start off by celebrating the 600th episode of YMH. Then, Christina tells a story about her latest show in Des Moines, and the consequence of leaving Tom without milking the bear first. Next, Tom and Christina discuss marital loves, their favorite cool videos to watch and the ones that turn them off. After that, Christina and Tom talk about their gross behavior during tours, comedy club bathrooms and Tom shows off his Australian accent. Lastly, Tom and Christina try to persuade Nadav to convert to Catholicism.

    • 1 hr 42 min
    599 - Rob Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    599 - Rob Iler - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    JEANS UP!! Tom Segura is joined by Sopranos actor and YMH super-fan Robert Iler. Once again, Christina P is rocking a bit of a new look. They discuss annoying things people do in public, Rob's biggest drug binges, auditioning for roles, and Tom's most recent experience on The Joe Rogan Experience. They watch videos of a guy who was interrupted while browning, an Indian bee attack, a cool guy's message to Iggy Azalea, a massive bicycling accident, a new video from Norman Summerton, and the "Plan B Russian Roulette" girls reacting to YMH Live 4!

    • 2 hr 10 min
    598 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    598 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    WELCOME TO LUCIFER'S LAIR!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P recap YMH Live 4, watch audience reactions to the heavy segment, discusses public defecation and Disneyland debauchery, and take a look at guys in tight biker shorts. They watch videos of Fedsmoker talking to an extremely patient cop, a PSA about weight bias, an insane Russian marriage proposal, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 1 hr 59 min
    597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    597 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    HIGH AND TIGHT!! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the cool videos Tom surprises Nadav with, their upcoming move to Austin, Texas, the various weird and annoying neighbors they've had over the years, and their son's playdate with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's son. They watch this week's BTA submissions, a super cool white dude's song, some "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, some new pup play, and a Fedsmoker video from the vault. Of course, we also watch Christina's TikTok curations.

    • 1 hr 59 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
19.1K Ratings

19.1K Ratings

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Dear Tom,

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Great podcast, but I enjoy it way more when Tom and Special K talk to their guest.

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Love that the formula still works and they haven’t been canceled. Been listening for years. It’s a great look into a real couple, talkin real.

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