Gilmored. | A Gilmore girls podcast Lindsey and Rachel

We did it eggs to apples, everybody! This week, we over-discuss:


Real time googling (including a new song!)
Savage beasts and breasts (and gardens)
Restaurant seating logistics
Slumber party planning
Super violent psalms
The first fast one
BRAD!
Making it a bigger deal by not saying it
Sherry 1.0
Everybody's weird in this episode
Max and Sherry aren't the same
Busy raising an actual child
Life advice for 16 year old Poptarts
Say it to a therapist
Paul Anka origin story
Rory as a public speaker
Even the teachers know
We need to know who Harold Pinter is
Eggs is not soup

And it's a question-heavy ep:


Have you ever said "music has charms to soothe the savage beast?'
Who says that?
What are the power seats in a restaurant?
Twilight Zone or The Outer Limits?
Do you know Psalm 79?
Have you had any dairy in the last 48 hours?
Paris wants Rory to talk faster?
Really, is she?
What is the motivation behind that?
Which one is it?
Is that quick?
Who brings apple juice when you're expecting water?
What did you do?
Do you ever end a meal with nuts?

And we have some Christopher-specific questions:


Do you?
Are they talking?
Are they involved?
Is he around?
Are they?
Why?
Do they?
What the heck?

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It's great, it's fun, and we always have thoughts about everything! This week, we over-discuss:


Kind of because of Holden Caulfield
Backstory trauma (in a very delightful way)
Harrison Buttface
Stop kissing at work
Come on, Jackson
You caused this problem
Problematic character traits
The only timeline that doesn't make Henry look like a bad guy
Hyper-masculine peeing contest
0 to 100 in 2 seconds
That's way worse!
Increasingly aggressive always
She is still going on a date
Dating around a little
Stop flirting to get stuff
The iconic basket assistant
Their brains aren't done
Official Caesar

And ask some great questions:


Have you ever been set up?
Why does Dean hate Jess?
Do you think there was a plan?
Is she smart and talented or is she naive and stupid?
Do you think any of that is colored by Dean's conversation?
When are we going to give this kid a break?
Did you even ask her what she wants?
Who do you think did page her at dinner?
How much more did you do that when you were younger?
How do those rolly-edged beanies stay on heads?
How would he have known it was from Dean?

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We have lots of spicy feelings and plenty of things to say Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:


Mausoleum price points
Organ meat
Figuring out how to do things on your own
Thanks trauma!
Hovering and judging
Rachel's wall of evidence
That's not the whole story
You don't get space here
Knowing the least in the room
That's icky Lorelai
Talking a CEO out of pantyhose
A dangerous piece of machinery
The statistical probability of getting into Harvard
You don't get what you want just because you want it
Let women make decisions for themselves
Coffee is subjective
The Gilmores' CO2 footprint
Right now in Florida
Literally sweet pasta
Life advice from Rachel

And we ask some questions:


Who cares?
Can you just let the authority structure exist?
Can you be respectful?
Is that a lot of coffee first thing in the morning?
Do you think there is something that Paris could have found that would be seedy underbelly of Stars Hollow?
So what brought Dean's family to Stars Hollow?
Red Vines or Twizzlers?

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So many ways that "that's not how that works!" this week Poptarts! This week, we over-discuss:


Title confusion
All the women are self-centered and frustrating: the end.
Two lanes
Construction inflation
Shutting her out and inviting her in
You don't get to do both
The Rory situation
Dead set that there is a solution
They owe you nothing, Lorelai
Too young to watch Three's Company
Making her apologize for something that was true
Rory is a child
Let people like what they like
Cheerleader judging
PSAT obsession
Dean is actually OK
A lot of kissing
Unforgivable line
House jousts
Tevya rewrites

And ask some questions:


What are the chances Lane could even go?
Is that a realistic number?
What would you have done?
What was your plan?
Oh wait, there's a cost involved?
Do you think it’s appropriate for Rory to have told Emily?
Did you forget who you were saying?
Is gloating good for the skin?
Do termites like atheists more or less than other people?

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Hey Poptarts, Rachel here. My leg's been haunted, so I'm behind in editing this week's episode. Hope to have it up in the next couple of days. In the meantime, here are some ramblings about Poptarts, etc. Thanks for your patience! Copper Boom!


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This week is a big, fun romp, plus we make plans to go to the Renn Faire. This time, we over-discuss:


That's what they do, that's what we do
Sofia references
Lindsey scared stupid
Rune jumping, Rachel crying
A good immersive experience
Taking the face off and adding it back
Parent PTSD
You had them come in for this
Convenient Christopher logistics
Oh, that's what you're upset about
Jolly Richard
No one asked you, Dean
He left his personality in the junkyard
That's what they do, they fight
Paris can't ever calm down
Go Bootsy
Eating sticky foods around barn animals
I could have had my own bed

And ask so many questions:


Have you ever actually tried to make a snowman?
Do you know what peacock pie is?
Why'd you put it back?
Why isn't Drella there?
Whatever happened to the puppy?
Has Rory never spent the night with her dad before?
Which one do you want him to be?
What did they do there?
If it weren't Jess, would Dean have stopped it?
If it weren't Dean, would Jess have kept punching?
Are they both being inappropriate?
Can you chill?
Can you use context clues, Paris?
Also, like, why?
How do they function at school?
How did you get there?
Why did you say yes to this?

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