UM Presents: Brain Drizzle Unchained Media
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- TV & Film
Brain Drizzle gathers Unchained Media's crack team of amateur screenwriters to "rewrite Hollywood's mistakes" by brainstorming wayyyy better plots for financial and critical flops, generously offering fresh ideas for the great movies we COULD have had. Hollywood take note (and please hire us).
Unchained Media (UM) pushes filmmakers to produce all forms of visual content. Uncensored, unapologetic, unchained.
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"Xeno"phobia
The gang tries to give Alien Covenant a clean slate by fixing its disappointing predecessor, Prometheus! Also, Dan and Greg had an interesting night, Tony reveals his alter ego DJ Ringtone, and the guys strap on their drizzle nozzles to get to work filling plotholes.
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Handicap Turtles vs. Gay Sharks
The gang tries fixing their first “kids movie” with TMNT 2: Out of the Shadows, and welcome guest Drizzler and friend, Michael Stahler! Also, we learn Michael is a science person, Dan saves his beloved franchise, and Greg breaks the show with puns. #PuckOff
Music:
TMNT Original Theme - Remix Maniacs
Bad Tempi - Masters of Trash
ohMYGWD - Wino Willy
Hitman - Kevin Macleod
Mechanolith - Kevin Macleod
Harmful or Fatal - Kevin Macleod
Dombummel - Gerhard Trede
Binary Kimono - Wino Willy -
Rated F for Flushable
The gang returns after a break and jump right back into fixing one of 2016’s biggest flops, Gods of Egypt. Also, Dan summons the divine Morgan Freeman, Tony needs a new tagline, and Greg confirms his mind-blowing flat earth theory.
RIP Brandon Lee
Music:
Walk Like an Egyptian - Boehmer Edit
ohMYGWD - Wino Willy
Desert City - Kevin Macleod
Mystery Bazaar - Kevin Macleod
Ibn Al-Noor - Kevin Macleod
The Man in Gauze - Jody Gray and Andy Ezrin