292 episodes

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel of Time Podcast Everybody Hates Rand

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Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. Co-hosts Emily and Sally gather around their kitchen table each week to serve you up a full fantasy feast of oft-misremembered summary, hot analysis, scraps of literary theory, and a whole lot of hating Rand.

    Episode 288: R.I.P. Rand's Hand (But Not Mat's Eye)

    Episode 288: R.I.P. Rand's Hand (But Not Mat's Eye)

    Those disability politics just can't be consistent, huh? For ch. 14–15, we talk about Sidekick Gaul, Getting ROOTED, Willpower Saving the Day, A Bit of Actual Romance, and Don't It Always Seem to Go?

    • 45 min
    Episode 287: R.I.P. Perrin's 94 Dead Relatives

    Episode 287: R.I.P. Perrin's 94 Dead Relatives

    For ch. 11–13, we talk about Mmsexy Tingling, Retconning Mat's Time in Ebou Dar, Mazrim Taim's Supervillain Resume (he got the job!), Lanfear Closure, Padan Fain Un-Closure, the Trolloc Meat Grinder, and the Hater Zone.
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    • 43 min
    Episode 286: R.I.P. Bulen

    Episode 286: R.I.P. Bulen

    Who's Bulen? Who cares? For ch. 9–10, we talk about Helvetica Lord of the Rings, the Epic Highs and Lows of Warfare, Citing Scripture ("Artemis Fowl"), Captain Planet Narishma, Lan's End, Basement Time with Androl, and French Mime War Profiteering.
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    • 45 min
    Episode 285: R.I.P. The Entire City of Caemlyn

    Episode 285: R.I.P. The Entire City of Caemlyn

    Ch. 7–8 take us into the next stage of this book: prolonged warfare. We talk about Rebel With Claws, UN Meeting Bouncer, a Damocles' Sword but Positive, the Bond of Brotherhood, the Horn of Valere Heist, and our Upcoming Bones Podcast. 
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    • 45 min
    Episode 284: R.I.P. Darlin's Sanity

    Episode 284: R.I.P. Darlin's Sanity

    Ch. 5–6 take us to the fantasy U.N. summit, and it could only be more Jordan-ish if there were nude women for no reason. We talk about Official Court Spankings, the Aiel as Cops, Rand's Unrealistic Goals, Egg Throwing Shoes, and the Literal Four Horsemen.
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    • 54 min
    Episode 283: R.I.P. Those "Unconscious" Asha'man

    Episode 283: R.I.P. Those "Unconscious" Asha'man

    Chapters 3–4 are here! We talk about Sports Polyamory (the ideal polyamory), "Frankenskank," Characters' Wild Priorities, Rand and Moridin Touching "Balefire," Checking Off Romance Boxes, and Women's Piss Mazes. 
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    • 42 min

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