Safe As Milk Michael Flynn and Adam Tabib

Mike's Picks:



(11:21) The Fall Guy (2024)
(21:35) Tara Clerkin Trio - On the Turning Ground ep (2023)


Adam's Picks:



(16:43) Animal Well (2023)
(26:21) Dro Polter


Dr. Theo Evans grew up in a small town in the Midwest, the son of a dedicated family physician and a compassionate nurse. Inspired by his parents’ dedication to healing, Theo decided early on that he wanted to follow in their footsteps. He excelled in school and secured a scholarship to a prestigious medical school, where he quickly distinguished himself with his keen intellect and steady hands.


During his residency, Theo developed a particular interest in complex surgical cases, drawn by the challenge and the opportunity to make a tangible difference in his patients’ lives. His talent and dedication did not go unnoticed, and he was soon recruited by one of the top hospitals in the country, where he honed his skills further under the mentorship of renowned surgeons.


Despite his professional success, Theo maintained a humble demeanor, always prioritizing his patients’ well-being above all else. His personal life, however, was less successful. Long hours and the emotional toll of his work strained his relationships, and he eventually found himself single and deeply immersed in his career.


It was during a particularly grueling week in the emergency room that Theo met Jake, a poker-player-turned-doctor with a mysterious gift of x-ray vision. Intrigued by Jake’s unconventional path and extraordinary ability, Theo took him under his wing. He quickly recognized that Jake’s superhuman talent came with its own set of burdens. Seeing the signs of exhaustion in his new friend, Theo’s natural empathy and medical expertise drove him to intervene, hoping to help Jake find a balance between his extraordinary abilities and the very human need for rest and recuperation.

Mike's Picks:



(8:55) Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2022)
(19:21) Bupkis (2023, Peacock)


Adam's Picks:



(13:22) Fallout (2024, Prime)
(25:55) F1: Drive to Survive (Netflix)


Rattled by the appearance of the dark figure, Jake found himself unable to shake the feeling of dread that had settled over him like a suffocating blanket. For a week, he avoided the hospital, unable to face the possibility of encountering the sinister presence again. The staff grew increasingly concerned, their calls and messages flooding Jake's phone as patients continued to pile up, desperate for his expertise.


Amidst the relentless barrage of notifications, one message stood out—a text from Dr. Theo Evans, a colleague who had become a trusted friend during Jake's time at the hospital. Concern evident in his words, Theo expressed his worry for Jake's well-being and insisted on paying him a visit. Reluctantly, Jake agreed, his apprehension outweighed by a glimmer of hope that Theo might provide some answers.


The next day, Theo arrived at Jake's apartment, his expression a mix of sympathy and determination. Sensing Jake's unease, Theo wasted no time in getting to the heart of the matter. As Jake recounted his encounter with the dark figure, Theo listened intently, his brow furrowing with concern. When Jake finished speaking, Theo offered a reassuring smile, though it did little to ease Jake's troubled mind.


"Jake, I understand that this must be terrifying for you," Theo began, his voice gentle yet firm. "But I believe that what you're experiencing is simply a manifestation of an overtaxed brain. Your x-ray vision is an incredible gift, but it's also placing an immense strain on your body and mind. I think it's crucial that we conduct some tests at the hospital to better understand what's happening."

Mike's Picks:



(17:58) Cindy Lee - Diamond Jubilee
(29:44) Ducks Ltd.


Adam's Picks:



(13:25) BigXthaPlug
(24:49) Balatro


Days turned into weeks, and weeks into months, as Jake's work at the hospital continued unabated. He became a fixture within the medical staff, his x-ray vision proving invaluable in diagnosing conditions that had eluded traditional methods. Patients from all walks of life sought out his expertise, grateful for the chance at accurate diagnoses and timely treatments. Jake found solace in their gratitude, his sense of purpose renewed with each life he touched.


Yet, as time passed, Jake began to notice subtle changes within himself. The strain of constantly using his x-ray vision weighed heavily on his body and mind. Headaches became a frequent companion, and his vision blurred intermittently, leaving him disoriented and vulnerable. Despite the toll it took on him, Jake couldn't bring himself to turn away from those in need. He pushed himself to the limit, convinced that his sacrifice was a small price to pay for the lives he was saving.


However, amidst the chaos of the hospital, a new threat emerged—one that Jake had never anticipated. A shadowy figure lurked in the periphery of his vision, their presence ominous and foreboding. At first, Jake dismissed it as a trick of his overtaxed mind, but as the sightings grew more frequent, he couldn't shake the feeling of being watched.


Then, one fateful night, as Jake made his rounds through the deserted corridors, the figure materialized before him, their form obscured by darkness. With a chilling voice, they revealed themselves as a being drawn to Jake's powers, seeking to harness them for their own nefarious purposes. Jake realized with a sinking heart that his x-ray vision had attracted not only admiration but also envy and malevolence. And as the villain's sinister laughter echoed through the empty halls, Jake knew that his greatest challenge had only just begun.

Mike's Picks:



(24:45) Shogun (2024, FX)
(37:00) The Dunes (2021 and 2024)


Adam's Picks:



(18:15) Texas Technician - That Mexican OT
(30:36) Pentiment


As Jake pondered the ethical implications of using his x-ray vision at the poker table, he couldn't shake the feeling that there must be a more virtuous application for his extraordinary ability. One evening, as he strolled through the bustling city streets, his gaze inadvertently pierced through the walls of a nearby hospital. Instantly, he was inundated with a vivid view of the patients lying in their beds, their bodies illuminated by the soft glow of medical equipment.


Curiosity piqued, Jake found himself drawn to the hospital entrance. With cautious steps, he ventured inside, his x-ray vision offering glimpses of the intricate network of bones and organs within each person he passed. As he approached the nurses' station, he overheard a conversation about a shortage of medical supplies in the pediatric ward.


With a sense of determination, Jake offered his assistance, explaining his unique ability and his desire to help in any way he could. Skeptical at first, the nurses eventually relented, allowing Jake to use his x-ray vision to locate hidden fractures and diagnose ailments with unparalleled accuracy.


Word of Jake's remarkable talent spread quickly throughout the hospital, and soon he found himself inundated with requests for assistance from doctors and nurses alike. With each diagnosis, Jake felt a sense of fulfillment unlike anything he had experienced before. No longer did he view his x-ray vision as a mere tool for personal gain; instead, he saw it as a gift to be used for the betterment of others.


As he navigated the corridors of the hospital, Jake realized that his newfound purpose extended far beyond the walls of the poker room. With his x-ray vision, he had the power to bring healing and comfort to those in need, and he vowed to use it wisely, always guided by his conscience and a desire to make a positive impact on the world around him.

Mike's Picks:



This Is How You Lose the Time War
Dinner Time Live with David Chang


Adam's Picks:



Blue Lips - Schoolboy Q
Dan Soder: On The Road


In the dimly lit casino, Jake's hand trembled as he stared at his cards. He had always been a decent poker player, but tonight, something strange was happening. As he glanced at his opponents, he noticed an odd sensation—a tingling in his eyes.


With each hand dealt, Jake's vision seemed to sharpen, revealing the faintest outlines of his opponents' cards. At first, he dismissed it as a trick of the light, but as the game progressed, he couldn't deny the truth: he had X-ray vision.


With this newfound ability, Jake felt invincible. He could see through bluffs, decipher the strongest hands, and anticipate his opponents' moves before they made them. The chips piled up in front of him as he effortlessly dominated the table.


However, as the night wore on, Jake began to realize the dark side of his gift. He saw the desperation in the eyes of his opponents as he stripped them of their hard-earned winnings. Guilt gnawed at him, but the lure of easy money was too strong to resist.


In the end, Jake walked away from the table a wealthy man, but the victory felt hollow. He knew that his X-ray vision had come with a price—a loss of integrity and the tarnishing of the game he once loved. Naturtally, his mind drifted to new ways to make this new gift open the world around him.

(18:08) Helldivers 2
(24:45) Crimetown
(33:52) Mr. and Mrs. Smith
(42:22) How Steeple Sinderby Wanderers Won the FA Cup by J.L. Carr (1975)


Drinks!


Adam - Noah’s Mill
Mike - Martini with green-bottle tanqueray and normal martini and rossi


Followup and Footnotes


Merch: Shirts, mugs, and more
Break: 08 Demonator - OGRE Sound
Momofuku one pot meal. (Ep. 188)
Past Lives score/soundtrack (Ep. 226)
Special K Strawberry Cheesecake
Grape Nuts
Special K: Red Berries
Taskmaster New Zealand s2 (Ep. 189)
Warzone - Fortune’s Keep is back! (Ep. 95)