Sorted: Not A Harry Potter Podcast Alex Pierce and JD Farrell

We've come full circle, to the end of the road. For our final episode, we're here to sort the characters of Harry Potter into the Hogwarts houses. Because, frankly, a lot of the ones in canon are very clearly wrong. You might say that Harry Potter is inherently flawed, and sorting even moreso...

Today on PokéMakers, we're- wait, where am I? Whoops, wrong podcast. For the penultimate episode of Sorted, it's our most self-indulgent episode ever as we literally sort our other podcast! Gotta sort 'em all!

In the mysterious land known as Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler. Along with most women in town, apparently. But his new girlfriend (after the highschooler) also has many exes - so let's sort them! Scott Pilgrim vs the World!

Let's travel to a magical world hidden from our own, where children can go to school to learn spells, and with a not-so-hidden darkside - and it's hella LGBT+ friendly! Forget Harry Potter, we're heading to the Boiling Isles to sort The Owl House. Hoot hoot!

Alex binged an entire show purely to sort it, so now: this! JD listens while Alex explains magical jujutsu, Marco Diaz being horny for Jennifer Lawrence, and why the magical living curse whose fingers the protagonist keeps eating isn't actually that important to the plot.

It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d- oh, sorry, record's stuck there. Duel! We're sorting Yu-Gi-Oh, with a light serving of the Abridged Series, with JD trying to explain to Alex why these card games are so important.