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Meet Paige, purveyor of fine cat buttholes. Individual cupcake butts. Butthole Mounting System (BMS). Shouting at buttholes. Getting the Flem out. VW Bus Camp Walter. Buszilla. New Theme: Bad Snacks. A Volkswagen friend. Math Camp. Hula Hooping Economy. The Lost Machine. Henry Chang's awesome cars. Stardust. Purr Pods. Point San Pablo Harbor. 
MUSIC: "Beer for Lunch" by Late Bus
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Get a taste of the treats that our patrons receive. The almost-unedited conversation between DDay, Beth, and Iandustrial about Soak, but mostly what happened at the wet burn and how stupid Burning Man themes are. 

It's time for another Burn Barrel chat-a-thon episode!
Rex: confidenty doesn't know what he's talking about. DDay: confidently along for the ride. Beth: confidently making things simple and clear. All of us: making requests of Late Bus. Couple to Thruple. That Kevin Spacey Documentary. Crumb. 
Ask A3rd Anythings:
Why did y’all stop doing the cut-in edits? When you do Resto Ep? Performance art things last year? DDay rock the plumpers? When where not finding what wanted led to finding amazing? What is the worst ate or drank? What is best advice you got? What's "best" advice that was worst? If through some weird dimensional time vortex you found yourself in the first few black rock desert burns in the late '80s & early '90s and were part of the inner circle with Larry Harvey & the founders, knowing what you know now, what would you have the Org do differently to change the future of the burn and burn culture? What was best day? What worst? Worried about population collapse? Will A3rd refresh the Survival Guide, VAG, or Consent? What's your fav unders under there?? Most dangerous thingus? Longest gone misunderstanding?  If one were to recognize y'all randomly on Playa one year, what would be the best and kindest way to approach as to not make it weird?
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Overfuckingrated at SOAK 2023. IANDUSTRIAL. SHE WHO HAS NO NAME AT THE MOMENT. SPACE CADET. NATASHA. Ignition NW. Critical (Massive.) Counting the sex camps. Kinky Fucking Campers. Sex positivity. DTF = not a sex camp. RevoFUCKINGlution. AbsoFUCKINGlution. IPfuckingA. A glory hole shadow theater with corndogs. Main Burnarble Structure. Summer Camp. Cold S'mores. Flaming Giraffe Art Car. Big jellyfish. MANIMAL. CHEF JUKE. Also Burnout. The Burner Barn is a resource. EMILY goes as long as the song. Soul Train Christopher. BRC Welding & Repair. Other "friends." Blue Light District est. 1997. Swiss Space Bar. SENSEI STRANGE, indeed. Flipside. 6907 camp? APPARATUS. Seacompression. PABLOVEX? The interest is there. Unbroken Spring. Thinning the thicket. Shift. DIMLY. Massive massive. Bridge & tunnel volunteering. Train your replacement. BRATTY CAT. Not just one team. School of Burning Man Event Production. Can't sit still. Rainbow procession. 
MUSIC: "Your State Smells Like Cow Shit" by Late Bus
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Justice for Snieeeffles with Bandicunt & Emerald. Struggles. Pizza girlfriend. WTF, Reno hotels? Mrs. Robinson camp. Reflective sails. No dick for Sneeeffles. La Victrola. Night at the car spike. Frozen oasis. Wrecked car. Hate 15.
MUSIC: "nOISE BEAT" by Late Bus (from discord & NH)
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Professor Plague but also the return of Frisky Whiskey. Talking to anyone about how Survey starts it all. Impatient, but slow. Captain Blackthorn. Haboob. The Octagon. PLACEMEEEEEENT! The Raven. Squiring. Defining the promenades. Cadmus's hypersigil. The cops have visited. 5:30 & Man Face. Infrastructural art. THE APPARATUS. The citadel and the shrine. The Hobo Gobbelins. Spires Music Conservatory. Geekfest. 510-BAD-SMUT. Foam swords in the Mad Max pit. That Damned Band and the 999 Eyes Freak Show. Spireses. The 420 one. 
MUSIC: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits, "Life Is Excellent - The Muzak Version", "Life is Excellent"
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"Trainwreck to Narnia" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30PT2zUbAeQ
A short youtube thing about Survey:
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Photo Credit: John Curley