The Maestro Movie Podcast Christopher Rose
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- Cine y TV
Four guys discuss movies, attempt improv, and subject themselves to omnipotent roulette wheels that decide what movies they review.
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The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream 3
Dewey: The killer called her.
Mark: When?
Gale: What'd he say?
Sidney: Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?" -
The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 17th, 2024
We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).
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The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream 2
Randy: [from the trailer] The way I see it, someone's out to make a sequel. You know, cash in on all the movie murder hoopla. So, it's our job to observe the rules of the sequel. Number one: the body count is always bigger. Number two: the death scenes are always much more elaborate. Carnage candy. And number three: never, ever, under any circumstances, assume the killer is dead.
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The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 10th, 2024
We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).
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The Maestro Movie Podcast: Scream
Randy: There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex.
[crowd boos]
Randy: BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs.
[crowd cheers and raises their bottles]
Randy: The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Stu: I'm gettin' another beer, you want one?
Randy: Yeah, sure.
Stu: I'll be right back.
[crowd cheers]
Randy: See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife. -
The Maestro Movie Podcast: March 3rd, 2024
We date ourselves with news and what we watched for the week(s).