What A Year It’s Been Abigail Abigail Alvarez

I don't know what quarter life crisis I was going through when I decided dating in my 20's would be a good idea, but here we are.

I had a date that went amazing, one that went well until it didn't and another one that had me wondering if I'd soon see this guys photo on the back of a milk carton. Well, that's my love life. A series of unfortunate events. 

Your girl is back. Here are 28 lessons I learned in 28 years Pt. 1. Stay tuned for the part 2.

Two years ago, the legendary rocket man, aka my incredible friend sir Elton John got to experience a once in a lifetime opportunity to train with an amazing soccer team and one kick ass soccer coach in Europe. Shit. The highlight of 2018 for me was that I didn’t have acne. Throughout his experience he got to train with the best, eat amazing food, learn another language, and immerse himself in a culture that brought a few worlds together. In this episode, he was giving me pointers on college based on his experience and I got a sneak preview into the mind of the man who’s presence makes you want to strive for more and give an extra 10%. He’s already achieved so much. I’m just looking forward to seeing him get better and better with the years to come. Ladies and gentlemen, Benny and Jets.

Let’s just get into the fact that my sister was working a promotional event and it ended with her having a 14k diamond ring on her finger. And I can’t even get a guy to ask me on a date. Stay tuned as we talk about the fuckery that unfolded when I went on the date that went south quick.

There is no such thing as the perfect relationship, but oh will someone try all in the name of love. Finding out your partner wasn't who you thought they were sucks. There is always a lesson to learn and through the good and the bad it changes you. Just don't sit back and watch it unfold or life will decide for you.

Here is the unwritten scene from the vagina monologues. I'm kidding. I took it upon myself to Google the word insecurity because I am a depressing millennial with the social skills of a granny who lives like she is still in times of the first world war. Oh babushka. Fine, I was bored and needed to think of a topic so without further a do. Season 2. Enjoy.