After These Messages Podcast Andrew Walsh & Genevieve Haas

After Vieves introduced actor and beloved zaddy Christopher Meloni into evidence last week, Andrew makes good on his threat to produce a “Meloni or Bologna” show that leaves very little of Meloni’s bologna to the imagination. Plus, the Queen of Soul shills for hotdogs, and Jennifer Garner is no Tom Hanks.

Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show:

McDonalds - First Date (ft. Christopher Meloni)
https://youtu.be/bufg-yL8EAw?si=halosT3bnS75wjvp

Christopher Meloni talks about his first commercial with Harry Conick Jr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjEUODkTE-0

Peloton: Strange Way To Work Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DER105jGBP4

Tommie Copper (Instagram Ad)
https://www.instagram.com/chris_meloni/reel/CuPztynp_rf/

Roy Rogers: Fake New Yorkers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riksuo2zQ00

Roy Rogers: Chicken Sharks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAEVLV9RoYE

Burger King: Yumbo Hot Ham And Cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSXZRWuUDo8

Stroh Lite: Dog Impersonations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djzLj0g3kS8

Head and Shoulders: Ski Resort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJJOUtlfw28

Domestic Violence PSA: Speechless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPhl6STaIf4

Mine Hill Bourbon (Instagram Ad)
https://www.instagram.com/meloniproject/reel/C7RXwfTs66w/

Oscar Mayer - My Bologna
https://youtu.be/il-BZjDY2EA?si=cy-5qsO3aI-5V7E2

Armor Hot Dogs Jingle By Aretha
https://youtu.be/Qzpjxq44D-M?si=LLUvmuxVu1szI5tM

Capital One / League Of Their Own
https://youtu.be/eG09lO34ot4?si=vXuqowktDg6ZOsCy

Syfovre - ”Face Paint”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKbeddXE-bw

A vintage fast food ad with a dark side inspires Vieves to look at commercials that take place on first dates and run the gamut from adorable to certifiable. Red flags are everywhere!

Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show:

McDonalds - Christopher Meloni “Larry”
https://youtu.be/bufg-yL8EAw?si=halosT3bnS75wjvp

Chilis - First date
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/71Vt/chilis-first-date

Applebees - 2 for $20
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AKMJ/applebees-2-for-20-first-date

JP Morgan Chase - First Date
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2h_T/jpmorgan-chase-freedom-unlimited-first-date-drugstore-offer

Toyota - Start your impossible
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/OMpr/toyota-start-your-impossible-first-date-t1

Adoption - Prom
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ItQJ/adopt-us-kids-first-date

Progressive - Blind Date
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-JufFm6Vwc

Geico - First date
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wbq3/geico-investigation-discovery-first-date

Geico - Pirate Fans Unite
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dArk/geico-first-date-surprises

Cars.com
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7pdm/cars-com-first-date

Chevy Cruze - Friend request
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7zD9/2015-chevrolet-cruze-first-date-thenew-independence

Bud Light Seltzer - Block it out
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/q5SV/bud-light-seltzer-first-date-featuring-nick-mangold

Bud Light - Contingency planning
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/7Iht/bud-light-first-date

Uber Reserve - Shaving accident
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2ndv/uber-reserve-first-date

Senokot - Constipation
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/dQCY/senokot-first-dates

Speedstick
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/Afbz/speed-stick-first-date-featuring-john-c-mcginley

Lexus - Sam
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/tVTU/lexus-es-sam-t1

Vieves takes over with a slate of “in the wild” ads she’s been seeing with a weirdly high concentration of English accents. Plus, Taco Bell tries to change their rep, and Andrew is NOT having it. And an Ad Councilor does their own admonishing and adcollating.

ATM EPISODE #447 WHAT FRESH BELL IS THIS? LINKS

Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show:

Thomas’ Bagels - “Tom”
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6E_U/thomas-tom

Thomas’ Bagels - Who’s he?
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6EoC/thomas-whos-he

Wendy’s - English accent
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6_PG/wendys-3-english-muffin-deal-british-accent

TMobile - Patrick J. Adams, Gabriel Macht
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6MCe/t-mobile-audition-savings-commercial-featuring-patrick-j-adams-gabriel-macht

Progressive - Stares
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6Ste/progressive-nothing-but-stares-song-by-tal-bachman

Taco Bell - Jason Sudeikis - Hits after midnight https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6TSu/taco-bell-not-just-late-night-howie-bell-free-cantina-chicken-crispy-taco

Taco Bell - Jason Sudeiki - Unethical
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6TIA/taco-bell-cantina-chicken-menu-unethical-daytime-meal-featuring-jason-sudeikis

Xfinity - Operating Room
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6T69/xfinity-mobile-operating-room-buy-one-get-one-free

CFP Board: “It's Gotta Be a CFP”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUD1i5d9AUE

ATT "Just OK is Not OK”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j1dx3MmBLQ

Allegra: “Bulletproof”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQlIoFakrII

Burger King Steak Sauce / K-Mart Photo Center
https://www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxoZl1LPRcbFJ9xSAibo38pChNsZ1g5-15

Andrew and Vieves get a major assist from an Ad Councilor with a keen eye for hockey-related ads, including an absolutely batshit commercial for a short-lived piece of technology. It’s ATM on Ice!

Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show:

Mass Mutual: “Baby Skates”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cobVxu8hCTs

Stanley Cup Playoffs: “Love Makes You Do Crazy Things”
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6ruo/the-national-hockey-league-love-makes-you-do-crazy-things-the-breakup

Geico: “Walrus Goalie” (2019)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHijbIMsYuM

Geico: “Frenemy Hockey Game”
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/1y3l/geico-frenemy-hockey-game-featuring-will-arnett

NHL Shop: “Too Personal” (Ft. Connor McDavid)
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wy9C/nhl-shop-too-personal-featuring-connor-mcdavid

Dell Streak Commercial (Ft. Jonathan Toews Patrick Kane)
https://youtu.be/uoz0F2Ybzc0?si=KP0FJz40Oi2NsxJX

Discover: Peggy and Patrick Kane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jud9iBLGSro

Tim Hortons: “Sid & Nate: Ask a Timbit”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFao5z093iQ

San Jose Sharks: “Not Much Fun At Your House Pt. 4”
https://youtu.be/BKNQKwOZNmI?si=aNh80nugXF-iA565

San Jose Sharks: “Salad Plates”
https://youtu.be/QlKkumiGk0M?si=PxwIMfjyMKBA53hm

Andrew gets Vieves’ take on a buzzy new Apple commercial and is inspired to look at other ads that feature smashing and bashing. Plus, a new segment is already off the rails, and an Ad Councilor shares a piece of their local ad landscape.

Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week's show:
Apple iPad - Crush!
https://youtu.be/ntjkwIXWtrc?si=gph2FYZ6eJW2FZDC

DEADLINE: Apple’s “Sorry” For That Much Criticized iPad Ad, But Maybe Not Too Sorry
https://deadline.com/2024/05/ipad-ad-backlash-crushinghugh-grant-justine-bateman-1235909002/

Chase MyHome - “Breaking Stuff” (Ft. Melissa McCarthy & the Property Brothers)
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/bqDe/chase-myhome-breaking-stuff-featuring-melissa-mccarthy-jonathan-scott-drew-scott

Geico - “Gallagher at a Farmer’s Market”
https://youtu.be/4mREXE2JxQo?si=jMoYX0LPdo-y2lCi

BublyWater - “Broken Dishes”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2XJmrImVz8

Head & Shoulders - “Smash Therapy” (Super Bowl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMRk6WXgUFY

Courtesy Home Furnishings (1970s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQRBLVQoLLI

Bud Light: “Grunge” (LA Market, 1990s)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oryYHfZlqF0

William Mattar - "No Dummy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcD0q7MKMH4

A new entry in the Progressive campaign kicks off a conversation about how bosses show up in commercials. Plus an old friend stops by to explain both basketball and hip-hop to Andrew and Vieves, and an Ad Councilor pulls back the curtain on a vast auto glass conspiracy.

Here are links to to the ads we talked about in this week’s show:

Progressive: “Sticking It To The Boss”
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/6Sbw/progressive-sticking-it-to-the-boss

FedEx: “Disappear from Boss”
https://youtu.be/0dewwjENhFg?si=jw6VBS_1Y5SjLcbi

FedEx: “Boss On The Line”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Iu5Ppw3L0

AirTran: “Email the Boss”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJgMxwZZUXA

EHarmony: “Boss Song”
https://youtu.be/FbhCFM2K9ms?si=4PS_PHm3X79urPIY

Nerdwallet: “Future You”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ1lnUgaW7A

Jimmy Johns: “Hangry Boss”
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/ACeu/jimmy-johns-saves-the-day-hangry-boss

Babbel: “Negotiating”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSzxzKn5QI

Pepsi: “Bring Home The Boss” (1977)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNsYnuH9H3o

Staples: “Intern”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb7rguxsPZs

AT&T What a Pro Wants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhpVQBb7Zw

Safelite Jingle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJGitgOUtEU

Speedy Glass Jingle
https://youtu.be/FFajLiynkzM?si=Y6HChUgegSqbcIUr

Autoglass UK Jingle:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Juo9b_e6EU

Belron/Carglass Jingles Around the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STiPwOasCmE