6 min

Ever After Taking a Bite with Princess Snow Brown

    • Personal Journals

After seeing the man’s body, sharply dressed in khakis and a button-down, accelerate for 400 feet before coming to a dead halt on the pavement with a loud, skull-crushing “thwack,” I thought, “Hey. Maybe my marriage isn’t so bad. At least my husband isn’t involved in a drug cartel." How many marriages have been saved by television? How many of us depend on TV for friendship and support? After all, there is no actual human being who can provide the menu of options available on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Hulu, and Sling!

After seeing the man’s body, sharply dressed in khakis and a button-down, accelerate for 400 feet before coming to a dead halt on the pavement with a loud, skull-crushing “thwack,” I thought, “Hey. Maybe my marriage isn’t so bad. At least my husband isn’t involved in a drug cartel." How many marriages have been saved by television? How many of us depend on TV for friendship and support? After all, there is no actual human being who can provide the menu of options available on Netflix, Amazon Prime Video, Hulu, and Sling!

6 min