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It's the most wonderful time of the year! A time when parents collectively lie to their children about the existence of a grown man who spies on them year round and breaks into their houses. A time when eco-consciousness is thrown out the window as millions of trees are slaughtered for the sole purpose to stand guard over presents wrapped in the skin of their fallen brethren. A time when children will cry because they were not given a pony. It's Christmas time! Hosts Seth and Doug honor this magical time with cherished yuletide memories from their youth. You will be amazed to hear the lengths that Seth's parents went through to win over the love of him and his brother. You will be equally amazed to hear the fury incited in Doug's parents brought on by decorating the tree. From Baltimore accents to renting movies at the grocery store, Seth and Doug cover all the holiday essentials. What was the worst gift Doug ever gave his father? Find out on this non-denominational episode of Rip It!

With the leaves changing and the sun going down before Judge Judy is even over, another summer has come and gone, and hosts Seth and Doug remember the summer of 2015 in this episode of Rip It! Whether it's paddling down creeks with the chosen people, enjoying time with Russians in their underwear, or swerving around race tracks at a face melting 45 MPH, your hosts wistfully relay the highs (enjoying new hobbies) and lows (witnessing a murder) of the hottest months of the year. What pleasant, bucolic outdoor activity sends Seth into a furious tirade, the likes of which this podcast has never seen? Find out on this sweltering episode of Rip It!

Taking a suggestion from a devoted listener, hosts Seth and Doug delve deep into their dark pasts to discuss regrets. From pants pooping to chili peppers, your hosts bare their shameful secrets and their conflicting philosophies on dealing with the remorse that comes from making bad, or in their case, stupid life choices. German roadway ignorance, Biblical covenants, birds, dragonflies, parental pranks and more are dredged up and revisited for your humiliating pleasure. What unfathomably ridiculous thing did Doug trade his prized AT-AT Star Wars toy for when he was 8? Find out on this regrettable episode of Rip It!

Previous guest Steve Soroka is back, joining hosts Seth and Doug to play a mind boggling game of Never Have I Ever, where dark secrets involving pop culture and fast food are revealed. If you've ever enjoyed films such as Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and The Goonies (aka, you were ever a kid with functioning eyeballs), you're in for a retro treat. Also back by popular demand, Steve updates listeners on his latest visit to the super market. Of course this conversation devolves into random trips down memory lane including waiting at the post office, underage driving, and Polish soap operas. Did Seth and Doug escape arrest after a late night bike ride in Tampa? Find out in this exciting episode of Rip It!

Great poets, from William Shakespeare to William Smith, have composed odes to the time of year when school is out, fun is in, and humidity is unbearable. Hosts Seth and Doug jump on this illustrious bandwagon, discussing the magic that is summer. Learn about how uneventful Seth's summers were growing up in Florida, where it's hot year round. Hear riveting tales of using (and avoiding using) the bathroom when hiking in the woods. Listen to Doug recall the most boring week of the year when he'd visit his grandparents in the wilds of West Virginia. Did Doug score with ladies at camp when he changed his persona and became "J.D." for the session? Find out in this red hot episode of Rip It!

For this week's episode, hosts Seth and Doug welcome Flula Borg to the studio. Despite his name, Flula is not a member of a robotic colonization enclave from the Star Trek universe, rather he is a film star, YouTube personality, and musical genius. Flula enlightens Seth and Doug with stories of his childhood in Germany, and no conversation about Germany is complete without touching on everyone's least favorite Reich (The Third), and everyone's least favorite instrument (The Tuba). Listen in as Seth teaches Flula about the latest innovations in beat boxing, and Flula teaches Seth and Doug how Germans impersonate American accents. How fast has Flula driven on The Autobahn? Find out in this star studded episode of Rip It!