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Oh god, the chums are cursed. This podcast is cursed. Here's a new episode while we still try to shamble out of bed. Who here likes vampires?
Intro and Outro Music:
Black by Toby "Radiation" Fox and Eddie Morton https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black-3

Huzzah! The chums make their actual for real triumphant return to the Homestuck hole with chapter 3. Was it worth the wait? Did absence make the plot go yonder? Something something wine metaphor Cask of Amontillado? After catching up on the story they catch up on some old old drama at this point and discuss the petit-Rowlingification of Hussie.Hey Watch This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsM9bQvpt_c
Intro and Outro Music:
Black by Toby "Radiation" Fox and Eddie Morton https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black-3

Hey folks. I'm dropping the chum patter bullshit this time to say heyyyyyyy we're back! And what's the best way to celebrate a grand return than by releasing an out of date episode we recorded before our month-long hiatus in which we talk about books that aren't Homestuck for three-quarters of it. Enjoy! Don't ask me why I didn't release this sooner I had it fully edited ages ago I just have my own reasons. Stay tuned, the real grand return is coming next week where we'll have the same old shit and even more month-old news for your ear palates! Hmm, that's a bad sell isn't it.
 
Intro and Outro Music:
Black by Toby "Radiation" Fox and Eddie Morton https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black-3

Well, we're back. Not the podcast, we never left, but the chums are back to the real meat and more meat of Homestuck proper with Act 4. Will their time with the intermission leave them feeling any more charitable towards the proper comic? Probably not considering at some point they start looking at a porn game on steam for some reason. At the same time: John explores the concept of tubes, Dave pesters the audience, and Jade actually has some initiative.Additional Listening:
Doctor by George Buzinkai, Clark "Plazmataz" Powell, and Michael Vallejo https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/doctor-3
 
Intro and Outro Music:
Black by Toby "Radiation" Fox and Eddie Morton https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/black-3

The podcast with the world's most inconsistent episode length strikes again as the chums ring out the end of the only part of Homestuck they've liked so far. Then they decide to unwind with some more personality quiz fun before giving their (for now) final word on this recent clown business. Finally: Clubs is dead, Diamonds is dead, everybody's dead stop asking us about it.
 
Intro and Outro Music:
Hearts Flush by Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/hearts-flush-2

Oh boy it's real mad hours once again at the Sburban Sprawl virtual household! And we're not even out of the intermission yet! The chums briefly mention a chapter in which not a lot happens as the intermission winds down toward some kind of conclusion, then get really deep in the mud discussing Hussie's recent coming out as Clowngender. Then they get into a long, philosophical discussion about gender and sexual identity because, well, if you get three queer people in a room they're inevitable going to have a long, philosophical discussion about gender and sexual identity. Also: Spades is slick, Hearts is boxcars, and Biscuits is the best of us. So long you shining diamond ( ; _ ; )7.
Intro and Outro Music:
Hearts Flush by Mark Hadley https://homestuck.bandcamp.com/track/hearts-flush-2