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Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person on earth?  You're not alone.  Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity. 

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Ever feel anxious, worried, or like you're the only sane person on earth?  You're not alone.  Travel every week with Danish and O'Neill as they explore the gravity and nuance of human stupidity. 

    Episode 309: Porked Up

    Episode 309: Porked Up

    Howdy to you and yours. This week, we open up with a little MMA talk. We talk about Connie McGregor and his latest antics. Danish reveals that Miesha Tate was breastfeeding all week before her recent fight while doing media obligations. That leads us into some (anti) Olympics talk. Hear about the breastfeeding controversy. Speaking of controversy, we discuss Simone Biles and even get into the "twisties". Who knew you'd get your gymnastics fix on this show?!? After that, Danish talks about an interesting experience he had a militant public pool. Hear all about the over the top lifeguards and how they were abusing their power. From there, we transition into some American Pickers talk. Mike Wolfe has a new lady, and Frank Fritz is on the outs?!? Woa! Explosive stuff. Back to Olympic talk: hear what one athlete blamed their positive PED test on. It's hog wild. Speaking of hog wild, we cover an article about a pilot who got out of control on a flight. O'Neill shares something bizarre he encountered on a recent flight. Then, we wrap it up with some odds and ends. And that's the show. Yesiree. 309, in the books!

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    • 1 hr 9 min
    Episode 308: Beach Cops Invasion (w/ Andrew DeWitt)

    Episode 308: Beach Cops Invasion (w/ Andrew DeWitt)

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    On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation bins. We really examine this problem and offer up ideas on how to prevent it. We also discuss snakes slithering through plumbing and ending up in your toilet. Speaking of toilets, Andrew tells us about his record-setting bathroom experience, and we accuse him of shenanigans. We even get into jazz musicians, and O'Neill makes up a cool new instrument, the trumpis. Also, we have some ideas on how to play awesome practical jokes on the TSA and an innovative idea that could just change the way people fly. Just like Beach Cops, this one gets wild and crazy but in the best of ways.

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    • 2 hrs 7 min
    Episode 307: World's Tallest Horse

    Episode 307: World's Tallest Horse

    This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we get into Connie McGregor's demise. We also cover his post fight antics and allegations. After that, it's a sad Making a Murderer update (a lot of TV talk on this episode). The bad news just keeps on comin'...we're sad to report that the world's tallest horse, Big Jake, has passed away. Please don't ask the date he passed because his owner does NOT want him remembered by a date, you insensitive ghouls. We somehow start discussing Cardi B and her daughter's expensive jewelry. O'Neill expresses his true feelings about the olympic games. We finish it up by talking about this and that and a little reality TV.

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    • 1 hr 16 min
    Episode 306: Iggy Kerrigan (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy)

    Episode 306: Iggy Kerrigan (w/ Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy)

    Once again, we're joined by Eleanor Kerrigan, aka Iggy, El-El Cool K, and Big E! She starts out by telling us about some exciting gigs she has in the near future and mentions how one is byoc (bring your own chairs). Hear how her brothers managed to mess this up the last time she was at this place. Also, hear about Eleanor's "clubbing" days, and about an encounter she allegedly had with a celebrity. Eleanor tells us about what it's like to go on the road with Brian Holtzman. There's the pressure of filming his Instagram videos, intense games of cornhole, and much, much more! There's a quick debate over whether Bill Cosby was a funny comic. That leads us into talking about Bill being released from prison. After that, Eleanor describes what it's like to go mattress shopping with the Dice man (OH!). And, she talks about how her family handled her break-up with the king of leathah (Uncle Dice!). Eleanor has a close encounter with her hero and love interest, Sly Stallone. We also learn something we didn't know about Eleanor and her family...they're like the Wu Tang Clan and have fifty nicknames each. Eleanor has some real doozies. The learning doesn't stop there because Eleanor teaches us some fun facts about Bruce Willis and tells us about how she angered a podcast host recently. We also find a little time to talk about one of our favorites from the Comedy Store. Here's a hint: "WEEEEEELL..." Eleanor is feelin' it lately and talks about the confidence she gained from being hit on by the "hot" homeless guy in her neighborhood. And, we get a call from one of Eleanor's 6 brothers and a few more Kerrigan family tales to boot. 

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    • 2 hrs 35 min
    Episode 305: My Sharona (w/ Brian Holtzman)

    Episode 305: My Sharona (w/ Brian Holtzman)

    Brian Holtzman joins us on this week's show, and he was in rare form! Hear about his wild karaoke nights in Austin, Texas and find out what sets him off about the local news! Is he into the Rolling Stones? You'll find out on this episode. Want to know what he was like when he worked as a dog catcher? Also on this episode. Does he randomly bark like a dog and break into song? Yeah, he does. Find out the secondhand advice he got from Doug Stanhope that really resonated with him. As always, it's a wild Holtzman ride, but it will have you laughing from beginning to end.

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    • 1 hr 55 min
    Episode 304: The Big Hammock in the Sky

    Episode 304: The Big Hammock in the Sky

    O'Neill starts it off this week by commenting on the intro song we played and saying that Dave Chappelle loves to sing "Creep" by Radiohead. He once even heard him sing it twice in a row while doing karao-kay at the Comedy Store holiday party. That leads into a quick discussion of Mick Jagger and Dave Grohl's HIT song, "Eazy Sleazy". After that, there's some sad news. Hammock legend, John McAfee, who once big-timed the show by not coming on, has passed away. We talk about his legacy and various theories about his death. Then, Danish talks about his second bear sighting! Bears galore in his new area!!! Also, a random woman in a parking lot rooted for Danish's death (or serious injury). Hear what that's all about on THIS show. Meanwhile, some random pedestrian decided to tell O'Neill where to park his car. That segues nicely into a video someone sent us about two larger women who wanted diapers that made them feel more attractive to the opposite sex. We talk about Eleanor J. Kerrigan and Brian Holtzman being in Reno to perform together (separately but on the same show, don't get crazy). Then, we bring up something not many have talked about for some reason: former MMA champ, Anderson Silva, fighting a pro boxer (not like these youtuber fellas!). That leads us into talking about Big Earl's couch and old TV. After that, it's time to report on the Redneck Rave! It sounds like it was a WILD time. And then, it's time for another sports story! Hear what a Minister allegedly did to former Cubs player, Ben Zobrist. It's not very minister-ly. O'Neill talks about a story on minor league baseball players he saw on HBO's "Real Sports" (lot of sports talk this episode!). There's some Pokemon talk and some park talk, as Danish talks about bringing baby Barb to playgrounds. We finish off by talking about the greatest youtube star ever, Hasbulla! He's an international superstar. And, he owns a pet monkey!

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    • 1 hr 29 min

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