102 episodes

‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo

Kids Eat Toast Sometimes Kids Eat Toast Sometimes

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 101 Ratings

‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

Every Tuesday, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

KETS is raw, irreverent and ready to become your audio best friend! xoxo

    KETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70

    KETS | Dezemba is here! | Gym Bro Takeover | Girl Maths is Fake | SA Elections Madness #70

    PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA

    Haai! It's almost Dezemba baby! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
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    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 1 hr 6 min
    KETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69

    KETS | Zama Zamas | World's Biggest Losers | Ellis Cup Heist | #69

    PRE-ORDER your KETS merch here: https://forms.gle/mZHq2ptWeCyRDkbMA

    Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 56 min
    We're getting Cancelled? KETS #68

    We're getting Cancelled? KETS #68

    Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.

    In this 68th instalment of Kids Eat Toast Sometimes, we reflect on getting cancelled on TikTok, and delve into one of South Africa's biggest rising stars – Tyla. In other news, Mr Beast is in hot water after building 100 wells in Africa (we know, the internet is a strange place). Lastly, we indulge in some snacks from the corner shop and give our unwanted un-professional opinions on whether the Proteas can bring it home. It's chaos, but it's KETS babaaay!

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 55 min
    KETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67

    KETS | Trophy Tour MADNESS | Malema Anti-Bokke | Plett Rage | Eskom R24 Billion Loss | #67

    Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes. Today we are joined by the one and only, Jadon Gideon! Enjoy.

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 56 min
    KETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66

    KETS | Bokke World Cup Victory | Debunking Cyril's Address | Matthew Perry | Florida Man | #66

    Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
    Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
    Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 47 min
    KETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65

    KETS | Bokke into Finals | No More Loadshedding?! | Beckham Documentary | Are Taxis Bad? | #65

    Haai! And welcome back, or welcome to Kids Eat Toast Sometimes.

    Episode Summary:

    That's right, KETS is back for real; and we're back with another episode! This week's instalment starts with a rundown of the weekend: The Bok's fantastic victory, the controversial KSI vs Tommy Fury fight, and the Cape Town Marathon. Onto some South African news, Sam and Chlo discuss a recent prison escape in Cape Town, as well at the contested 2022 Census results. In international news Jada Pinkett-Smith is somehow even more dislikable, and Tinder select is for uggos (sorry not sorry!). It's the usual back and forth, it's chaos.... but it's KETS babayyy! We hope you enjoy :)

    If you love KETS please RATE us here:
    Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/za/podcast...

    Find more KETS:
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kidseatoast/
    Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kidseatoast?l...
    Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0jfvdNk...

    ‘Kids Eat Toast Sometimes’ with Samuel Holmes and Chloë Melville is a South African comedy podcast that brings you a biweekly dose of dopamine and humour.

    Every week, Sam and Chloë bring you 'KETS' in which they put a comedic twist on current events, whilst keeping things playful. Sometimes they are joined by celebrity guests, friends and up-and-comers – laughs are guaranteed.

    Where to find The Left Back Podcast:
    Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-left-back-sports-podcast/id1709521699
    Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1c5DCCtD7IE5oJCZaeJ9YD

    #KETS #KidsEatToastSometimes

    • 54 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
101 Ratings

101 Ratings

Ruru12991299 ,

Please make more episodes!!

Discovered this podcast recently and I’m obsessed. Has me cracking up - gotta love South African humour. Please make more episodes 😭

kayleigh Schmidt ,

Noice

Love listening to you guys ! Never fail to crack me up. As a fellow South African in America it’s always nice to be reminded of the good old South Africa and all its drama ! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

DurbaniteinCT ,

Second favourite local podcast

Started seeing KETS clips on my TikTok a while back and decided to look for the full show. Pros: Chloe is hot. Cons: Sam is a bit doff sometimes. Overall great show, keep it up guys 👍👍

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