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Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

Teen Creeps Forever Dog

    • Arts
    • 5.0 • 3 Ratings

Grownup comedians Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai discuss the trashy teen horror of their awkward neon youth - from the rise of MTV to the fall of ... well, MTV. So tighten those side ponytails, push your pogs to one side, fire up your 56k dial-up modem, and subscribe. New episodes every Wednesday on the Forever Dog Podcast Network. All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts.

    Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: On the Run (w/ Ryan Mogge)

    Francine Pascal's Sweet Valley High Super Thriller: On the Run (w/ Ryan Mogge)

    This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High Correspondent and America's Sweetheart, Ryan Mogge, to talk SWEET VALLEY HIGH #110: DEATH THREAT by Kate William. They talk A+ side plots, Jessica being a waste of Wakefield DNA, lack of ghostwriter communication, Jeremy being a creeper, failed Bruce as Porsche AI, Todd's Hitler 'stache, and more!
    Thank you to https://sixteenandperfectforever.wordpress.com/ for the recaps
    Failed Bruce AI:
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    https://getimg.ai/img/img-OkPDmIMAqvm13E8p6Zj4e

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 35 min
    Lois Duncan's Don't Look Behind You (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

    Lois Duncan's Don't Look Behind You (w/ Patrick Ehlers)

    This week Kelly and Katai are joined by Teen Creeps Lo Dunc Correspondent and the handsomest Lo Dunc boy, Patrick Ehlers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Sourcebook, Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss maybe the all-time worst entry in the Lo Dunc Verse, DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU, the story of the stupidest little idiot ever to enter into witness protection. They talk Lois Duncan writing her biases, Mommy Sues, THE LETTER (RIP Jim), accepting mediocrity, and more!

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    • 1 hr 44 min
    L.J. Smith's The Vampire Diaries #1: The Awakening

    L.J. Smith's The Vampire Diaries #1: The Awakening

    This week Kelly and Katai read THE VAMPIRE DIARIES #1: THE AWAKENING by L.J. Smith, the story of two vampire brothers and the human girl who definitely only loves one of them. They talk missing Night World, Katherine's psychotic thruple or die ultimatum, how vampires need to stop enrolling in high school, debate a Dear Prudence letter that it turns out Katai largely misremembered, and do their very best German and Italian accents.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 10 min
    Rosemary Wells's When No One Was Looking

    Rosemary Wells's When No One Was Looking

    This week Kelly and Katai read surprise gem WHEN NO ONE WAS LOOKING by Rosemary Wells, the story of a rising teen tennis star who questions everything when a rival drowns. They talk being happy with your hobby, toxic sports parents, classism, embodying white noise, and how Oliver English needs to get his own fucking life.

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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 1 hr 24 min
    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    Mary Downing Hahn's Wait Till Helen Comes

    This week Kelly and Katai read the middle grade classic WAIT TILL HELEN COMES by Mary Downing Hahn. They talk hating Heather even now, Dave being the absolute fucking worst, feeling for Helen, classic covers, and did they mention Dave fucking sucks?

    SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free and video versions of our episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more:
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    CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:
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    https://twitter.com/teencreepspod
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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
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    • 57 min
    Christopher Pike's Sati

    Christopher Pike's Sati

    This week Kelly and Katai read SATI by Christopher Pike, the story of a blonde white woman who claims to be God and makes really good shortbread cookies. They talk meditation, the Love Has Won cult, God's terrible bedside manner, loving a small story, and reveal how little they know about the Dalai Lama.

    SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get ad free and video versions of our episodes, bonus episodes, merch, and more:
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    *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests.
    Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    • 1 hr 9 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
3 Ratings

3 Ratings

Gabsi21 ,

Love love LOVE

I laughed so much during the Double Indemnity episode that it should be illegal but I’m glad it isn’t

footballzombii ,

Farm to Table Pocket Jalapeño Dip

I love Kelly and Katai so much! Very entertaining!

nomt-m ,

Great podcast

This is one of my favorite podcasts. Came here for the sweet valley content, stayed for the fun conversations. This podcast honestly feels like having a conversation with friends, love the random tangents Kelly and Lindsay take

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