Dread and Drafts Podcast Dread and Drafts Podcast

Whoopie cushions? No
Fake poop? Nah
Glitter bombs? Heck no
Our review of April Fool's Day is no joke... 

Maria took a little Lamb, whose fleece was white as snow
Everywhere our little Lamb went, it's real mother tried to go
This made Maria angry, so she shot the ewe to bloody heck
Sheepsquatch daddy didn't like this either, so he shot Ingvar in the neck
The moral of the story is, as you can plainly see
Just leave hybrid lamb babies alone, or Sheepsquatch will come for thee

There once was a group of three
There's Jon, Jen, and Annie
They drank lots of beer
While talking of fear
And made a Leprechaun review for thee!

When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage, a curse is born.
When three friends drink and watch horror movies, a podcast is born.
You don't have a meowing ghost or a death rattle to fear, as long as you listen to this episode with a cold glass of beer.

The scariest part of a ghost story is realizing that the living are always scarier and more dangerous than the dead. Take that fact, and wash it down with a shot of the Devil's Backbone.

Tired of the dating scene? Tired of getting endless unwanted genital pictures sent to you? Try listening to our review of Fresh instead!