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No More Adulting Today (or NMAT) is a podcast for those of us coming of age in a very, very strange world. Each episode is focused on one aspect of what's traditionally known as the "real" world.

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No More Adulting Today (or NMAT) is a podcast for those of us coming of age in a very, very strange world. Each episode is focused on one aspect of what's traditionally known as the "real" world.

    003 - Salt Lake City, UT - Meth Head Conservatory, Wildlife Management, and Viewing Area

    003 - Salt Lake City, UT - Meth Head Conservatory, Wildlife Management, and Viewing Area

    From reviews of the Meth Head Conservatory to Donald J. Trump, checkout Episode 003 of our podcast. Welcome to Always Low Prices, a (comedy?) podcast where two siblings – Piper & Garrett Mills – read reviews of everyone’s favorite mega-retailer: Walmart.

    See the show notes here: https://alwayslowpod.github.io/notes/003.html

    • 26 min
    002 - Providence, RI - Ignorant Meat Tanks

    002 - Providence, RI - Ignorant Meat Tanks

    Welcome to Always Low Prices, a (comedy?) podcast where two siblings – Piper & Garrett Mills – read reviews of everyone’s favorite mega-retailer: Walmart. In the second episode, we discuss reviews of the Walmart store in the Providence, Rhode Island.  

    From reviews so long they need to be bullet pointed, to possibly getting stabbed, Chinese Tarrifs, we hope you enjoy our second episode of our new podcast. All the reviews mentioned in this episode are real and were taken from sites like Yelp, Google Reviews, and Glassdoor. In an effort to protect reviewers’ privacy, we won’t link to the specific reviews here. However, we will put our favorite ones later in the show notes. 

    This episode also features Garrett’s favorite segment: Walmart Related News. We discussed a more positive article, if only a...small positive. The news story we reference was published in the Westerly Sun, and is available here:

    https://www.thewesterlysun.com/news/charlestown/retail-rescue-truck-goes-to-work-for-thousands-in-need/article_461b98a8-b45e-11e9-97c4-abb1d2204a4c.html

    We’d appreciate any feedback/suggestions you have about the show. You can get in touch with the show here:

    E-Mail: alwayslowprices.podcast@glmdev.tech

    Twitter/Instagram: @AlwaysLowPod

    Favorite Reviews From Episode 2:

    Robert - 3 Stars

    It isn't anything special, if you are coming to a Walmart looking for a Tiffany's experience, enjoy the crack you are smoking…

    Wayne - 1 Star

    Long and slow lines for checkout. Selections limited for 0 sparkling waters which raised their prices for the second time in 6 months. E.g. 68 cents for 10 yrs to 70 ¢ for 2 months to 74 ¢ now!

    Elisha - 4 Stars

    Hope you are feeling better Denis. Wish I would have moved quicker so you wouldn't have hit your head on the bench. Wish you the best.

    Chris  - 4 Stars

    Store seems much cleaner and brighter than the last time I came a couple years ago and saw a dude doing his weight training in the sports equipment area.

    Also, Here is a Picture of Robbie Rotten:

    https://66.media.tumblr.com/e31b8556f8cb4ce7759cc1c821e0259c/tumblr_mz8e1knikP1qhfqvqo2_400.gif

    • 23 min
    001 - Omaha, NE - Search for the Jumbo Mallows

    001 - Omaha, NE - Search for the Jumbo Mallows

    Welcome to Always Low Prices, a (comedy?) podcast where two siblings – Piper & Garrett Mills – read reviews of everyone’s favorite mega-retailer: Walmart. In this maiden episode, we discuss reviews of Walmart stores in the Omaha, Nebraska area.  

    From rotten produce, to management reviews, to calculating yearly time spent shopping, we hope you enjoy the first episode of our new podcast. All the reviews mentioned in this episode are real and were taken from sites like Yelp, Google Reviews, and Glassdoor. In an effort to protect reviewers’ privacy, we won’t link to the specific reviews here.

    This episode also features Garrett’s favorite segment: Walmart Related News. We discussed the utter dominance the retail chain exerts over local grocery markets in the Omaha area. The news story we reference was published in the Lincoln Journal-Star, and is available here:

    https://journalstar.com/business/local/biz-bits-walmart-dominates-grocery-market-in-some-nebraska-cities/article_35be3571-b508-5674-98a3-69e411c4ca4d.html

    We’d appreciate any feedback/suggestions you have about the show. You can get in touch with the show here:

    E-Mail: alwayslowprices.podcast@glmdev.tech

    Twitter/Instagram: @AlwaysLowPod

    • 11 min
    000 - Trailer

    000 - Trailer

    Coming soon to a neighborhood Walmart near you! 

    • 1 min

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