House of Bob The House of Bob

“Seven Herbs & Spices of Terror”
The Ladder! Friend to Delvers, Dungeoneers, and Carpenter alike! The Cunning Adventurer Leaves Not Home Without it!
Mysterious Fighters Toad and Stool Take Arena by Storm!

“It’s a goopy world”
Seeking: Those Fluent in Both the Common Tongue and that of the Corvids, for Expedition.
Shocking Survey: 8 of 10 Young Drow Cannot Name all 9 Ancient Houses of Ys.

"It's the vermissian, baby!"
A Resurgence of Forbidden Religions: Council Issues Warning to Practitioners of Faiths Deemed Unseemly.
WA--ED: Two Dr-- by the na-es --ic & -ndr-; for attem— as--ssin--ion of an —---ir.

"Proficiency: Sausage"
Mr. Winter’s Fine Fire Arms - Bespoke Customizations For the Discerning Marksman.
WANTED: Two drow by the names Eric & Andre; for attempted assassination of an Aelfir.

"What are the stats for haggis?"
Traveller’s Guide to the Vermissian: Don’t.
Scenes from The Weeping Maiden that Permanently Altered my Brain Chemistry

"I eat stress for breakfast"
They Didn’t Like The Weeping Maiden and 9 Other Red Flags.
Greem’s Guaranteed Shipping Co: Reduced Rates Downspire