CHILDPROOF: Tony Martin & Geraldine Quinn Bad Producer Productions

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany and Kat
DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Wingnut
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane.

With guests:
SARINA ROWELL as Baby Shower Mum
and SAM PETERSEN as Burnsey

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Shane
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo

With guests:
SARINA ROWELL as the Receptionist
and SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and Dion

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo

With guests:
SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block
and LEE SIMON and BRIAN MANNIX as Themselves

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Kids
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo

With guests:
CASEY BENNETTO as Christos Tsiolkas
and SAM PETERSEN as Ernie Dingo

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages. 

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and the Waiter
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as  the Maitre’D
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Mal Paget

With guests:
SIMON ROGERS as Roderick
and SARINA ROWELL and SAM PETERSEN  as Society Members

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.

Starring:
GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire
ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne
DAMIAN COWELL as John
CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
DJOVAN CARO as Paul
and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo

With guests:
SIMON ROGERS as Ted
SARINA ROWELL as Kerry and the Receptionist
and SAM PETERSEN as Dion

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

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