Ham-Thigh Sandwiches (What does human flesh taste like?‪)‬ Wrong Answers Only

And we're back, loyal idiots! Some may say today's question is a tale as old as time itself. For eons, humans have yearned and craved for something which has forever been out of their grasp - good meat. Today, Bryan and Valerie venture into the dark abyss of Man's soul and struggle to find answers...delicious, succulent answers with a side of fava beans and nice Chianti.