Random Number Generator Horror Podcast No. 9 Night Vale Presents

Your standard Lovecraftian/Modern Dance/Cold War/Divorce Drama
Approachability: 3/10 (Brilliant, but a tough watch for the squeamish)
Content Warnings: Emotional abuse/manipulation; Physical domestic violence; Graphic miscarriage; Bodily possession; Child death; Slimy tentacle beast; Suicide; Dog death; Blood/gore
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Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale)
Editing: Grant Stewart
Logo: David Baldwin
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"Hail to the king, baby"
Special Guest: Alex Steed 
Approachability: 9/10 (Fantasy action comedy w/vague horror elements)
Content Warnings: Cartoonish blood, demons
Jan 21 Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 
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We have a feeling that this is not at all the final chapter.
Special Guest: Dan McCoy https://whiskeyflicks.com/
Approachability: 3/10 (Predictable, yet creative kills; But that plot, eek.)
Content Warnings: Graphic death sequences; Jump scares
Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
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If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works.
Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick)
Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes
Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Friday the 13th Bonus Episode
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Bands today just don't hail satan quite like they used to.
Special Guest Brie Williams https://twitter.com/briezillionaire
Approachability: 7/10 (Silly and cheap with a bitchin’ 80s hair metal soundtrack)
Content Warnings: Murder; Mild blood; Monsters
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PSA: Don't surprise people with pets as Christmas gifts
Approachability: 7/10 (Silly but still scary )
Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore (mostly Gremlin deaths)
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Editing: Grant Stewart
Logo: David Baldwin
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