Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment.
Produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horse.
When we meet for the first time I bring joy, but see me again and I bring only despair. I always tell, and always ask, though, try as you might, you cannot say the same. I have defeated kings and been bested by children. What am I?
See episode notes for the answer, gumshoes!
Exit, pursued by human-sized bats. Our heroes fly across the dunes and dust of the Trashlands, exhausted and terrified, to escape the attacking swarm, but from the East comes dawn, and with it? Why nothing more than life, death, and truth itself. The harsh light of morning pushes our heroes to a crisis point, and nothing will ever be the same.
The Shish Kebab Express
Gotta go fast.
Rain of Terror
Snatched! In the midst of hard won revelations and a daring jailhouse rescue, our heroes have been taken by the most freshman cult in Cordelia. What plans do the Fractus stans have in store? Can Count Ivan weather the storm? And who will reckon with the Devil of the Desert? All this and infinitely more, awaits you....if you dare.
UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity
Ever wanted to hear “The Rude Crew” play Vampire: The Masquerade? No? Well eat shit because -due to our producer falling ill- it’s HERE! That’s right this BONUS EPISODE has crash landed on the shores of Whitby and is available FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION! Revel in this “music of the night” as a team of vampires go absolutely apeshit on the biggest apple of them all: New York City. Blood, intrigue, and mesh shirts abound in this FORBIDDEN episode of Rude Tales of Magic. This ain’t your daddy’s TTRPG, unless your dad is a goth guy from the 90s. Priests… you MIGHT wanna skip this one.
A Stranger Comes to Town
It's been over a month since the destruction of Mt. Fractus, and our heroes find themselves settled into their new lives in the Trashlands. But when a stranger with a glint in his eye comes to town, the gang discovers he's brought deception, death, and discovery along for the ride. Can our crew survive each other and the consequences of their actions long enough to survive the Trashlands? And if not here....where?
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I like the bit where Branson says the thing.
If you are looking for tales that are not rude and/or about magic, look elsewhere, because BOY is this tale rude... aaaand aboooouut magic.
That’s right, I’m Snake Part Time, and this has been a review of this podcast that you WILL be listening to.
More for my ear holes please!
And very rude