Bitch Bible PodcastOne
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A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits.
Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.
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Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo
After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024!
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Met Ball Tuesday!
Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions!
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Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport
We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport!
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Petty Young Thing
Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week!
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I Have Rabies.
Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies.
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Glochella
Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports.
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Customer Reviews
LOVE HER .. I want to be her Australian pen pal
Jackie shares my disdain of the pure inconvenience and yet simultaneous love for her infant spawn. Her hilarious stories are entertaining and relatable yet horrifying and chaotic. I would love to hang out with her in the dolphin pool and watch the housewives on repeat. 💜
Obsessed
I found this podcast only around a month ago and have already listened all the way back to 2016 episodes as im always driving long distances to work its a show I literally cannot get sick of. She has no filter and its like being in someone elses head which makes it even more funny and relateable. Strongly would suggest listening to this when you just want to turn your brain off, laugh and not take things seriously!
I wish I knew more people like Jackie
If you do not give this 5 stars you need to reassess yourself.