No Title James 'n Chet

It's a good thing you called us - we had to take out a piece of the floor, but it's clear - your hell froze over. Look, if your builder was still in business, I'd say call him, but frankly you're lucky we found this before it started making its way up the wall and rotted the studs out. No, totally, Don Henley sucks. Look, let me plug the little Square payment thing in my phone, it's in the van.

"Are we... Don Henley?" James asks the question. You won't like the answer.

*WERNER HERZOG TAKES OFF HEADPHONES* You must never listen to this... GLENN FREY SOLO SHOW! *airhorn* *"mayor of partytown" sash falls across your broad, oaken shoulders*

Hello! We're back, drunk, and closing out the 70s! B-sides, live tracks, guest shots! No Brad, YOU'RE crying during Seven Bridges Road! Shut the fuck up, man, Heather's here!

Hello! Acrimony! Drug use! A total lack of ideas! This podcast, or the final Eagles album? YOU DECIDE!

Hello! Your wine? Listen, it's hard keeping stuff in stock right now. Supply chains and all that, yeah. The captain? I can ask him, but honestly, his Zoom is not great right now. Xplornet, that's right. HOTEL CALIFORNIA GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN