116. Carpooling with the Cullens: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Edition Parking Lot
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Vampire babies, humans drinking blood, syringes into the heart, crushed bed frames, Mormon agendas. Sounds like a horror movie. But in fact, it’s just Part 1 of Breaking Dawn, which is really just a high school gym teaching telling you, in the immortal words of Coach Carr from Mean Girls, “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.” We had a good time.
Vampire babies, humans drinking blood, syringes into the heart, crushed bed frames, Mormon agendas. Sounds like a horror movie. But in fact, it’s just Part 1 of Breaking Dawn, which is really just a high school gym teaching telling you, in the immortal words of Coach Carr from Mean Girls, “Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die.” We had a good time.
1 hr 33 min