#4: life is funny‪!‬ The ITunix Show

Hey everyone, I'm a comedian. And I'm here to tell you that life is funny. No, really. It is. Because if it wasn't, then what would we do? We'd all be sitting around in our dark basements, crying our eyes out. But that's not the case. Because life is funny. And I'm here to prove it to you.

For example, have you ever been in a situation where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that they're a liar. And liars are funny.

Or how about the time that you were out at a bar, and you saw someone that you knew, but you didn't want to talk to them. So you turned around, and you walked the other way. But then they saw you. And they came up to you. And they were like, "Hey, what's up?" And you were like, "Nothing." And they were like, "You're lying. There's always something." And you were like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that you're a liar. And liars are funny.

But life isn't just about lying. It's also about relationships. Have you ever been in a relationship where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means, right? It means that you're a liar. And liars are funny.

But relationships aren't just about lying. They're also about love. Have you ever been in a relationship where you're like, "Hey, what's up?" And the other person is like, "Nothing." And you're like, "You're lying. There's always something." And they're like, "No, really, I'm not. I'm just really boring." You know what that means? It means that your relationship sucks. Because if it didn't suck then there would be something to talk about besides nothingness. But relationships are funny because they can be so dysfunctional sometimes.

And life isn't just about lying and relationships either. It's also about work ethic too boot! Have you ever been at work and you were like, "Hey boss man!" And your boss was all Crappity Doo Dah with his clipboard and his stupid tie That he probably got on sale at some crappy department store Chain outlet mall place Where everything is ugly and overpriced Anyway...Have you ever been at work Like that? Bossman: Hey hows it going? Employee: uh good Hows urslelf?Bossman: Good just doing some work Employee. Nothing much to report then I take it

Anways, life is funny. Because sometimes you have to deal with crappy people and relationships and work environments. But you know what? It's all worth it in the end because life is hilarious. And that's why I'm a comedian. Because I know that laughter is the best medicine. And it's also the best way to deal with all of life's b******t.

So thanks for listening, everyone. It's been great getting up here on stage and telling you all about how funny life is. Because it really is hilarious when you think about it. And I'm here to remind you of that. Thanks again, everyone. You've been a great audience!