A Guide to Real Vampires Cabin Fever

How does one banish a vampire? More importantly, how can you become one? And what can we do with this virgin stallion we've got lying around? Give this cheeky little ep a listen and you may just find out.

Welcome back for part 2 of the topic everyone was absolutely itching for: Twilight, and the wonderful world of Vampire Lore. Just what you expected from a podcast that started out discussing international breakups.

This week we're pitting the Cullens against Real Vampires from all corners of the earth in the battle to end all battles, and you won't believe who comes out on top. ;P

For today's episode, Maddi spent an entire week researching various different vampiric creatures through time, along with their traits, weaknesses and backstories, then condensed a nine page google doc into bullet points, so if you haven't yet recommended us to all your friends we believe now is the time. We deliver the quality content others wouldn't dare.

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Please draw us Edward Inkyhands.