A Table at the Tan-O: Conversations About the World of General Hospital gia & keisha

Rose = Tracy, Ned, Sasha, Dante, Maxie, Laura, Felicia, and a lot of other people. Thorn = Drew. Just Drew. How long before Willow starts seeing him as just a big old creep? And sure, there are people who are becoming thorns (Jagger, Ava, Molly, TJ,....), and others who will always be both rose and thorn (Sonny? Nina? Valentin?), but who will prevail? Who will end up in jail? Carly? Hard to imagine. Sonny? Slightly easier to imagine. Drew? Well, his only crime so far is that he's a massive tool, but we can dream, right?
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Lots of nice moments in Port Charles lately (mostly)! Cody and Tracy. Gio and Tracy. Laura and Dante (and a headless body plus a wig). Joss and Trina. Ava and Scotty (well, that's where it got a little dicey). Diane, Sonny, and Michael (more of a nice moment turned hostile). But, overall, high marks across the board. Still, Gia would like the record to show that James would not wear a cowboy hat while riding at the Quartermaine's. And also, she wishes the props department could have chosen something other than a fragile turtle dove with no means of being displayed properly as a cherished memento (which Trina somehow misplaced without even realizing it). And Keisha would like less ruffles on clothing. Otherwise, good job everyone!
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Good news, America, World, and, of course, Portugal! Gia had to rush off to a gig, so she and Keisha really tried to stay focused and not waste time on pointless digressions. You've probably already figured out what the bad news is. Although it could have been much worse (some would say). They did manage to address, well, dresses. Mostly Natalia's, which they estimated was constructed from 47 or more bedsheets. And Anna's, which neither G nor K would look good in, and, though it did look good on Anna, may have come from the GH lost and found. Which also contains a deck of tarot cards (incomplete), and a Pikeman employee manual (which is actually blank inside). Keisha discussed some scenes which she believed contained Sparkle Pony moments, and Gia disagreed. Neither of them liked the track suit Lois was wearing. And now for the bad news. Gia found time to reiterate her belief that, when it comes to underwear, everyone should have a deep bench (e.g., underwear for weed whacking should come from further down the bench, whereas underwear for, say, breaking Brennan out of Pentonville should come from the starting lineup). It's possible the analogy wears a little thin (weed whacking underwear thin). But the real takeaway should be that, as important as underwear is, it isn't as important as General Hospital. 
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So Nina got to smack Drew first! And smack him she did. Hopefully that was the first of many slaps and/or knuckle sandwiches coming his way. But nice mother-daughter moment for Willow and Nina? We'll see. And Anna has once again demonstrated she is not a good spy. Jason will have to handcuff her to a radiator or fix her some coq au vin if her wants her cooperation. Plus, Charlotte is back, and who knows if she is a good Cassadine. Papa certainly isn't. Brennan knows just how bad he is. How bad is Brennan? Does Carly know what she's doing, or is she just one of those ladies who likes a fella who is always going to be right where she left him?
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Gia and Keisha would like to ask the writers to try a little harder. But in a friendly way. They don't need to be punished with more pep rallies for Drew. Please. But if more attention could be paid to Sonny's undermedicated state? Of course, you have to be careful what you wish for. G and K don't want anything really terrible to happen. Maybe he could just start walking around shirtless like Cody? That could be fun. Also, is Portia supposed to be just a big mosquito? Maybe she and Jordan could finally get the fully developed character treatment? With professional and personal lives? Why not give it a try? Thanks!
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Keisha would like to thank AWP (America, World, Portugal) for being quite patient and kind. And Gia and Keisha would like to say O  M  G  ! ! ! That dirtbag Drew and that whore Willow (just going for the double w, not sure she's really a whore) have crossed the line. THE line. Wow.     Wow.     Wow. This changes everything. Well, almost everything. Still no idea what Pikeman is. There will be a lot of suffering. A lot of turmoil. And questions like: Will Michael punch Drew in the face? Or: Will Carly punch Drew in the face? And maybe: Will Nina introduce her knee to Drew's groin? Also, is this the first time "groin" has shown up in the recap? Very sorry. These are the times we live in.
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