19 min

All I Want For Christmas Is My Mating Stone - The New Old-Fashioned Way Moist Lily

    • Comedy

“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals.  “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo  duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon realm, Koth. Reunited with their dragon shifter pals, the pair seek answers.

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

Wish to continue these particular literary adventure?

All I Want for Christmas is My Mating Stone (Dark Warrior Alliance Novella, Book 20.5)
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Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments...
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“Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals.  “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo  duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon realm, Koth. Reunited with their dragon shifter pals, the pair seek answers.

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

Wish to continue these particular literary adventure?

All I Want for Christmas is My Mating Stone (Dark Warrior Alliance Novella, Book 20.5)
You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise
Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments...
Support the show

19 min

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