20 episodes

Introducing delightfully titillating adult adventures that seek to pay homage and celebrate the literary titans of erotic fiction. Reading alone certainly has its place, but some activities are rather more pleasant when shared...

Moist Lily C. Linguist

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Introducing delightfully titillating adult adventures that seek to pay homage and celebrate the literary titans of erotic fiction. Reading alone certainly has its place, but some activities are rather more pleasant when shared...

    All I Want For Christmas Is My Mating Stone - The New Old-Fashioned Way

    All I Want For Christmas Is My Mating Stone - The New Old-Fashioned Way

    “Don’t even think of buggering on my back. If you do, I swear I’ll drop you down the throat of Mt. Batia” We conclude Moist Lilly’s second season and usher in the holidays with a traditional treat about dragon realms, vampires and magically imbued fertility minerals.  “All I want for Christmas is my mating stone” by tdynamo  duo Brenda Trim & Tami Julka. Mack and her saucy vampire mate Kyran are on a quest to retrieve a missing mating stone, and find themselves in the dragon realm, Koth. Reunited with their dragon shifter pals, the pair seek answers.

    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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    All I Want for Christmas is My Mating Stone (Dark Warrior Alliance Novella, Book 20.5)
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    • 19 min
    Tempting the Tiger - The Laying, The Witch & The Library

    Tempting the Tiger - The Laying, The Witch & The Library

    On today’s penultimate Season 2 episode of Moist Lily, we shall be partaking in a passage from a most beloved classic, Sennah Tate's Tempting the Tiger. Sloan, a handsome beast and  fearsome Tiger shapeshifter unites in amorous congress with Sarah, a besotted witch with unwieldy magics. It’s after hours in the local library, but it is carnal knowledge rather than books which these mystical lovers have come to check out. As the two oscillate their unmentionables, will Sarah finally learn to wield her awesome coven powers?

    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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    Tempting The Tiger (Palm Haven Shifters Book 1)
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    • 26 min
    To Dance Again - Once More, Mi Amor!

    To Dance Again - Once More, Mi Amor!

    "His mouth ravished hers, his tongue demanding entrance, twining with hers, plundering and mating." On today’s episode of Moist Lily,  C. Linguist opens fan mail, is cursed by a delicious, enchanted churro and reads Hebby Roman’s To Dance Again: A steamy Later-in-life contemporary Romance. We commence on two recently reunited lovers, Maricel and Romon. Their once fiery passions of youth reignited once more after so many years. 
    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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    To Dance Again: A Steamy Later-in-Life Contemporary Romance
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    • 34 min
    Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece - Never Meat Your Hero

    Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece - Never Meat Your Hero

    "Rub to begin the magic..." On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we have the perverse pleasure of B. Snow’s remarkably rhapsodizing time travel period piece, Emily’s Magical Bejeweled Codpiece. Tom,  a museum curator and renaissance jewelry aficionado, finds himself alone with an ancient object of willy warming wonderment and does what any one of us would do...were we to insert ourselves in the situation. 
    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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    Emily's Magical Bejeweled Codpiece
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    • 22 min
    Taken for Granite - Get Your Rocks Off

    Taken for Granite - Get Your Rocks Off

    "...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper,  Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite.  Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days of  watching Saturday morning cartoons....

    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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    Taken for Granite  (Khargals of Duras Book #6)
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    • 21 min
    All Hallows Eve Special - Spooktacular Sexy Shorts

    All Hallows Eve Special - Spooktacular Sexy Shorts

    This Moist Lily Halloween special includes three kooky, spooky, shockingly short stories, guaranteed to chill your bones and curl your toes!

    We commence in small town scaresville with a liberated, ripe and randy amusement park attendant. Little does she know her fruity fantasies for a dark and preferably squash based lover are about to come true, in Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing ‘A spooky erotic encounter’ by  E.A Jones. 


    Providing us with the meat of this scare sandwich, we brace for fresh horrors by the terrifyingly talon-ted Toni Mozzie, in ‘A Horny, Haunted House. Famous adult film star, Melanie is turning tricks and is offered a curbside proposition  by dark and mysterious ghost hunter Anton. 
    And it simply wouldn’t be Halloween without a bite-sized sugar sweet treat! Krista Wolf’s Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance, is guaranteed to fill all the holes in your life for Oktoberfest/Halloween erotic fantasy culinary cross-overs.
    Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

    Wish to continue these particular literary adventures?  
    Taken by the Pumpkinhead Thing  'A spooky erotic encounter' A Horny, Haunted House Stealing Candy - A holiday reverse harem romance

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    • 36 min

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