21 min

Taken for Granite - Get Your Rocks Off Moist Lily

    • Comedy

"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper,  Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite.  Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days of  watching Saturday morning cartoons....

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? 

Taken for Granite  (Khargals of Duras Book #6)
You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise.

Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments...


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"...she licked the weeping head, and the taste of salted caramel burst on her tongue". On today’s episode of Moist Lily, we alight amidst a gorgeously gothic caper,  Nancey Cumming’s Taken For Granite.  Tas is a gruff and stony faced Gargoyle who, having recently escaped evil corporate captors, joins forces with a single mother who’s down, but far from out. What are the chances that this yummy mummy has something of a soft spot for stoned hearted types ever since her childhood days of  watching Saturday morning cartoons....

Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

Wish to continue these particular literary adventure? 

Taken for Granite  (Khargals of Duras Book #6)
You needn't tarry Gentle Listener, visit www.moistlily.com and quench your thirst for provocation and the finest of branded merchandise.

Help keep C. Linguist in luxurious pashmina undergarments...


Support the show

21 min

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