Basic Snitches Tara Corkery & Adam Bowers

Chapter 33: The Prince's Tale -
This is apparently where we are supposed to stop hating Snape for being a piece of shit. Don't worry. We don't.

Chapter 32: The Elder Wand -
Adam writes one of the greatest things ever written...even though Tara stole all his adjectives. Again.

Chapter 31: The Battle of Hogwarts -
Harry figures stuff out! We're so proud even though he's a dummy dumb dumb. Harry's interrogation tactics are just to be a dick, but hey, it's effective. Harry sees a statue and it reminds him of another statue.
Everyone goes on vacation to Albania and Tom is the strangest name ever.
Adam gives us all a lesson in the floor plans of Hogwarts thanks to his blueprints book and Hogwarts legacy.

Chapter 30: The Sacking of Severus Snape -
Amycus and Alexto suck.
McG and Luna are badass.
Slughorn is a walrus.
The movie is...eh...okay? They don't have the budget for us to see the Ravenclaw common room and they're not paying John Cleese, so... 🤷‍♀️

Chapter 29: The Lost Diadem - in this episode we ask the important questions: Why are there so many crowns in this series? Why is Cho back at Hogwarts? Why are Adam and Tara so amazing at the word association game?

Chapter 28: The Missing Mirror -
Congratulations on your new couch, Adam!!!
Aberforth is fed up, Harry is determined, Ariana Grande is bffs with Neville.