Creepy Kitch noreply@blogger.com (Cins)

  The inaugural pantry cast episode where we drag you into the world of romance novels! Join us for this super-sized episode where we discuss Tiffany Roberts's Sci-Fi Romance series, The Infinite City.  Also join us for Stacy's unintentional review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Spoiler, she hated it). Lustful fur-covered heroes! Super horny heroines! Weird peen! It's all here so settle in and grab yourself a drink because we're digging deep!

  We got this sucker in just under the wire! Welcome to Creepy Kitch's Social Distanced Convergence Episode!   In this Spook-tack-cular episode we discuss all things Halloween, answer some listener questions and laugh way too hard for a respectable podcast. So sit back, grab a beverage, and don't let the skeleton grab your dick!

We're back! And this month we talk about the amazing 2015 slow burn movie The VVitch while totally derailing with conversations about history, feminism, and smut. Also this episode: Shhhh...Let people enjoy things That time Cindy chafed her thighs. "You're either burning people at the stake or your making baby salsa" Jon. Jon Jr. Jon III, Jon-Jon, Jon to the fourth, and Tammy. Paganisim...is that like in Dragnet? All that and more! 

And we're back! Two months in a row! And this episode we bring along long time listener Jimmy-Claude! And be brought the weirdest fucking movie that almost out Equinox's Equinox, 1988's Lair of the White Worm, a film that made Stacy rage and Cindy scratch her head in despair. Also! Claude took notes and is so confused! How the other movie we were going to watch was even worse. Ken Russel's movies make Cindy want to punch him in the face. Drac-u-leeeee! Drac-u-la-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! All this and more!

Its quarantine time which means we have a lot of chances to..you know...actually record! And it's a Filler Fun episode where we discuss the amazing horror Podcast The Magnus Archives as well as Ruby Dixon's series Ice Planet Barbarians as well as a lot of other various versions of weird alien peen. Buckle up for this totally unfocused episode! Also: There really is a wide variety of alien wang. Like...a lot. Paranormal Roooooomaaaaaaance. That is definitely a vibrator. UNCOMFORTABLY LOUD! Listen here!

We survived our Disney death march to bring you 2019's convergence episode! This year Ace joins us on our discussion of 2019's Doctor Sleep as well as out gushing about What We Do In The Shadows the series! Also! ...And Ewan MacGregor as the Clit Twiddler! It's fun the hear Ace lose her shit. Listeners remember their favorite show moments. Listen to Tales in Somber Tones. Enjoy the dulcet tones of harpies screeching here!