Not Your Mother‘s Book Club Dharma & Mikayla

Running, Ripping, and Relentless Tonguing, oh my! 
He’s a green viking and she’s Billie Eilish. This week K.L. Wyatt’s Stolen by the Orc Commander will have you pulling into the insemination station. Pacino could never. Coked out fingers and morse code fucking is the vibe and Gangrene is the password. Step aside Game of Thrones cause a new green mean fucking machine is here and ready to spear. Chase me down a corridor and call me Jawhn-dys cause his sperm is taking and we’re scared.

Rylan, Wolf, and Malachai, oh my! 
It’s giving vampire diaries meets beauty and the beast meets little red riding hood meets Rylan meets Twilight meets The Last Airbender meets Perma-smirking meets Court of the Vampire Queen by Katee Robert meets ohhhh she’sssss the hisserrrrrrr! Bring back queen Katee and let them eat poop dicks. He wipes. Don’t worry. 
P.S.: Mono is hot.

Beds, Knobs, and Broomsticks, oh my! 
Knock my knocker and call me Susan. We’re off our hinges this week as we read Unhinged by Vera Valentine. Whoever sent us this suggestion…who hurt you? Freud says it’s your mother but let's be honest, you’ve defs thought about fuckin’ your door. Skinny doors and skinny penises unite ‘cause as one door closes another opens into your vaginal cavity. Knock me up with your knockers cause this door has some serious wood. 

Feral, Flaming, and Flourishing, oh my!
Here’s the deal. You suggest a book. We’re gonna read it…and forget who suggested it. This week on Mikayla’s Therapy Session Elle Kennedy is comin in hot with The Deal. Raise your voice and blow my whistle cause this soapy dick has one more brain cell left and Dharma’s gonna cry about it while swinging that bat dick. Murder on the dance floor. Kick rocks Meth Boy. xo

Orchard-ers, Shaved Foreheads, and Maiden veils, oh my! 
It took us 30 minutes to come up with a title for this episode so you better freaking enjoy it. Please welcome back the infamous Lynsay Sands with her book Hunting for a Highlander. Great Scot! We got apples, blankets, and papers galore. Objects or children? Ask Gwenyth. Hymen? I barely know her. This is not our best work. Just listen to the episode. 

Dogs, Drugs, and the DEA, oh my! 
It’s season 4 smutzzzzz! Get ready for a wild season of shenanigans and Mikayla’s sex life in unbearable detail. Starting off strong with Tee O’Fallon’s Tough Justice. We judged a book by its cover and ended up in smut jail. Hot and heavy who? Wild animal who? K-9, more like 69. Strap on your dildo holster cause this season is gonna be a rough f*ck in your anal channel.