78 episodes

Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.

Oh These, Those Stars of Space‪!‬ Bucket of Milk

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    • 4.4 • 19 Ratings

Far beyond the frontier of civilized space, sails the starship the CSS Cavalier, manned by her strange and daring crew. Their destination? Adventure. Their cargo? Your dang ears. Their mission? Episodic science fiction comedy at the intersection of Star Trek, Douglas Adams, and the Marquis DeSade. From the same people who birthed unto you the blockbuster true-crime podcast Rude Tales of Magic comes a new and improvised sci-fi (science fiction) delight that has already been banned in most public schools and the Vatican.

    The Old Ship

    The Old Ship

    When the Cavalier receives a mysterious distress signal, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt), Begonia Bloodterror (Christopher Hastings), and Billy Onassis (Branson Reese) head to investigate a derelict ship. But do they have the experience and maturity needed to uncover its secrets? Or will they gain it extremely quickly?

    • 1 hr 1 min
    [Patreon Preview] Justice... and/or Discipline

    [Patreon Preview] Justice... and/or Discipline

    When Pluto Cloud-Atlas (Christopher Hastings) brings Scandal (Carly Monardo), Groomda (Tim Platt), and Chestershire (Ali Fisher) to the idyllic world of Jessbo-2, all he can hope for is that the Jessbens have totally normal laws that none of the crew violate!

    • 7 min
    The Planet with No Chocolate

    The Planet with No Chocolate

    Just when he thought it was safe in the Galaxy, Delicious Donald (Branson Reese) arrives in his personal hell. Meanwhile, Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) and Mitzi Festerchild (Ali Fisher) investigate a series of strange disappearances on the planet's only settlement.

    • 1 hr 1 min
    These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft!

    These Those Spring Special: Trek Draft!

    Spring has sprung, so it's no better time for a seasonal special, baby!! Join Joe, Ali, Chris, and Branson as they draft their dream Trek bridge crew, chat about Vulcans, oh and make one incredible surprise announcement. Don't miss it!

    • 1 hr 31 min
    [Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride

    [Patreon Preview] Hiss the Bride

    When Katya Bushnikova (Carly Monardo) is tasked with planning the Bachelorette Party for Meredith Chesterfield (Ali Fisher), she naturally invites Meredith's best fried, Gelmire Lysander (Tim Platt). But when Gelmire agrees to be 'just Meredith's friend' for the weekend, will an alluring suitor (Joe Lepore) come between them?

    • 8 min
    Cold Case

    Cold Case

    When the CSS Cavalier crosses paths with a centuries-old human spacecraft, Groomda (Tim Platt), Dr Dewey (Christopher Hastings), and Bubbsriel (Carly Monardo) lead the investigation. But what if, there in strange spacebound time capsule, there was a still-working cryopod, preserving an ancient spacefarer? What secrets could they share of the past? What horrors?

    • 1 hr 1 min

Customer Reviews

4.4 out of 5
19 Ratings

19 Ratings

Lucas Wagner ,

A sci-fi comedy masterpiece

Listening to Oh These, Those Stars of Space! is like watching ’90s Star Trek re-runs, but your VCR broke and instead you had to hire a crack team of improv comics to re-enact it based on your vague broken-brain recollections of what happened in each episode. Also, it’s about 100 times funnier than that.

So many great episodes to recommend, but you can easily start off with the pilot (“Who Do Dare”), then skim through each ep’s description to see what jumps out at you and press play. (Just like watching ’90s Star Trek reruns.)

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