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FloElite's Scale As Needed Podcast: where we care just as much about movies, TV shows, and comic books as we do about weightlifting, The CrossFit Games, and strongman.
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ArmenHammerTV!
This is it, folks. If you're hearing this, you've messed up big time and you're missing out on all your SAN goodness. Find the new feed at ArmenHammerTV!
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95 Some Athleticism Neglected!
0:01 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV!
1:37 - Some Athleticism Neglected!
3:00 - purposefully ignoring actual fitness talk
4:40 - bodyweight strict presses: super tough.
14:28 - rucking: Kyle and Cliff do it.
21:30 - “if you’re gonna die with a backpack full of literature, what literature would you pick?”
23:19 - Fourth of July! And growing up in Texas
28:50 - a very long Nicolas Cage circle: Con Air to The Sorcerer’s Apprentice to Leaving Las Vegas to Mandy to Ghostrider 2 to Face/Off
39:00 - John Woo circle: Broken Arrow, Face/Off, MI:2
40:44 - the evolution of action movies over time
1:00:06 - Bethany Shadburne prefers “Bethany” over “Beth” and an in-depth discussion on the acoustics of “Bethany” vs “Beth”
1:07:23 - Reebok will require athletes to wear only what is provided to them at the Games
1:14:26 - ….almost. -
94 Hand Tears, Fit Beths, Being Way Too High In Public
0:04 - SARMs Are Needed
1:01 - we changed locations!
2:02 - three athletes tested positive at Regionals
8:23 - Chase keeps working out for some reason and literally salting your wounds on your torn hands
18:12 - the reason why most of our audience is men (“you can fuck a meat pocket”)
19:45 - #FitBeth!
26:05 - Kyle’s sad/crazy Alex Jones story
29:06 - Michael Shannon as a sad rodeo clown, Viggo Mortensen,
34:20 - Kyle and Armen’s travels
35:50 - T*rkish delight and the history between Armenians and T*rks
38:08 - Armen hung out with Sean Sweeney for a few days!
48:24 - Kyle’s epic saga of getting way too high and watching 2001: A Space Odyssey
59:35 - the reason why Armen doesn’t do edibles in public anymore
1:04:26 - Cliff’s “I got super high and lost my car in a parking lot” story -
SAN 93: CrossFit Suing Reebok, The Fittest Beth
0:01 - SHAVE A NERD!
1:00 - special delivery interruption time!
2:17 - Armen’s mullet
6:30 - the long lasting pain of childhood humiliation
14:58 - Magic cards, the Black Lotus, Armen’s weird dream
22:10 - Cliff’s awesome idea to make CrossFit Games events way more exciting
27:15 - Armen’s other weird dream
29:10 - The Fittest Beth, #FitBeth
30:58 - CrossFit is suing Reebok, Rogue vs Eleiko barbells, and who might be the new title sponsor at the Games
49:00 - Dan Bailey’s recovery is going better than Kyle’s did, are these knee injuries from plyometrics? -
92 Russell Berger Fired, Body Horror Movies You Need To See
00:38 - subscribe to ArmenHammerTV
03:30 - Russell Berger was fired
26:11 - Klokov and Trump?
32:15 - Tough Mudder X
41:12 - Existenz, The Blog, body horror movies and more -
91 We Are Back, Armen Hammer TV
0:03 - WE ARE BACK!
2:10 - “60% of this show is no longer employed at FloSports”
19:30 - Armen and Chase have seen each other every day since getting fired
21:24 - What’s next?
29:15 - Chase competed at Regionals!
40:27 - Regional performances breakdown
1:03:10 - Deadpool 2!
Customer Reviews
Awful.......ly Enjoyable.
If you enjoy man buns, incessant penis-based conversations, and the occasional Third Reich reference then you should toss these dudes a ‘subscribe’.
I’ve listened to each episode at least twice, which has probably accounted for half of their total downloads. But I️ keep re-listening because no one makes me laugh harder, and they know an awful lot about crossfit. Keep up the good work Armen, Cliff, Daniel, and Chase!
5 stars from Lethbridge, AB - hometown of the 2nd fittest man on earth!
A must listen.
These guys keep me laughing through my entire commute to work. They talk about my favouite two things, fitness and movies. Great work, please keep it up!
Podcast Subsriber #75
You guys make my commute worth living through, one day per week... The others are like being stuck in the brig.
Keep up the great work fellas, your show is always fun to listen to and offers insightful wisdom based on.... wait a minute, that was another podcast. But seriously, always fun to listen to the topic(s) of the day and hear you guys try to stick to a script. I'm sure that on more than one occasion someone has phoned the police on me, watching me laugh hystarically, seemingly, to myself while stuck in heavy traffic.
Good luck on the roullette!