Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy - Lights, Camera, Satisfaction‪!‬ Moist Lily

“I almost forgot to tell you,” I whisper, and I can’t stop my fingers from reaching out to brush her hair out of her eyes. “This bed has rules.” Today on Moist Lily we roll out the red carpet for Max Monroe's show-stopping mega-hit, Taming Hollywood's Baddest Boy. Billie’s been sent to coax reclusive Hollywood heartthrob, Luca Weaver, out of his Alaskan retreat and back to star in a Film that just might make these blockbuster bosom buddies the toast of the town! 
Please note that the following retelling acknowledges the existence of sex and includes both highly fantastical and explicit content. Should you be interested in a bleeped or 'child friendly' version of the show please send your request to info@moistlily.com along with a large sum of gold pieces and a promise to seek professional help.

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