41 episodes
The Canterbury Fails David Coley and Matt Hussey
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5.0 • 6 Ratings
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Reading marginal, minor, and absolutely unread Old and Middle English poetry, paired with a thematically appropriate cocktail.
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Capture of the Five Boroughs: Political Lackeyism (or how to kiss Edmund's heroic ass)
A mediocre and short (thankfully) Old English encomium for Edmund that confuses Danes and Vikings paired with a rich and potent New York transplant cocktail. And David got one of those cherries he likes.
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Feast of Tottenham: Impossible Food in a Bad Parody
A barrage of nonsense luxury food items coupled with a surrealist filmic stiff drink.
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Wulfstan On Isaiah's Visions: David and Matt Wander East Van Breweries
A very special episode we like to call Canterbury Fails Ales Trails: a pilgrimage to several imbiberies punctuated with discussion of a bilingual apocalypto-prophetic wake-up call to the the English who are clearly eyebrow-deep in dissolution (much like the hosts).
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Bird with Four Feathers: Flimsy Penitential Allegory and Repugnant HubbaBubba Juice
A Middle English bird cries out for mercy, while we suck down the WORST potpourri vanilla chemical peach asscrap
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Old English Hexameron: Creation and Libation!
Ælfric lays out the first six days of creation--ecotheory, gender, epistemology (according to Coley)--and we have a stunning cocktail and IPA chaser.
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Jack and his Stepdame: Explosive Farts and Compulsive Dancing
A comic almost-fabliau about a boy, three wishes, and apocalyptic flatulence, with a layered cocktail that hides the darkness in the light.
Customer Reviews
5 out of 5 Summoner’s farts
Shockingly entertaining.
Cocktail
I need that steeped rose syrup recipe that tastes like David’s great aunt.
Update:
“That part’s dumb.”
— Matt
Deserving another ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.