30 Going On 13 Maddy Foley, Olivia Collict

Compelled by the age old adage of "if you see something, say something", this week we're speaking out about a particular blight on the Canadian media tapestry. The genre alone will have you reeling. It simply needs to be seen to be believed. Or in the very least heard, via our brave takedown, even if it means we never work in entertainment in this country ever again!!!

We come to you (chef souffle) hat in hand, with our deepest sympathies for keeping y'all waiting!!! Unsurprisingly, Maddy was struck with a medieval-style bout of illness which, frankly, it's a miracle she avoided it this long. Please accept this shorter, somewhat terrible (?) episode as a token of our gratitude to you!!!

Listen, while your natural instinct may be to run from two 30-something women discussing in depth a preschool show, at 11pm on a Friday night... we implore you to resist that urge and join us in this communal psychosis because frankly, not only will you laugh (which is famously the funnest thing to do) but you might just learn something!!!

AHHHHH! I'm gonna be late for school!!! Mom! Where's my pb toast and my Jan Sport?! *falls off chair* woahhhhh, sorry bout that, totally thought we were back in the 90s again, watching the pre-school line up. And honestly hunny? It feels GOOD! LET"S GO BACK!!!

As often happens on this pod, we got carried away last week and just simply could not jam all of our highly academic film analysis into one single ep so here we are with the second half of our thesis which inevitably has left y'all waiting with bated breath. Will Maddy quit hating and admit this flick is good?! Will Liv's love for the flick persist?! Will the gals EVER find some common ground?! You'll have to listen to find out... Hint: the answer is no.

CALL OFF THE SEARCH!!! Your girls are alive and (un)well and we're back on the airwaves this week with an absolute banger of a flick starring a gal we can't help but fawn over which historically isn't great for comedy fodder but somehow (blame it on the goof juice perhaps) ended up being an absolute laugh festival far superior to other festivals like Coachella and more like a Fyre Festival sitch. JOIN THE PARTY!